On the Senate Dems Courageously Caving to the GOP

If there's one thing we can all agree on it's that Donald J Trump is going to behave really normally tomorrow. He's going to show up to work in full on regular guy mode and not say anything weird

Spooky Season Spookathon Spooktacular 2025 Wrap-up Another successful spooky season is in the books!

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2005 i like anime 2025 i hate anime

Happy weekend

I want to print a playmat with just this dude in the middle and play a staxx deck

Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back

Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-

Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*

Millennials: no wait

The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*

Three amigos…

Okay I understand now, thank you!

I’m sorry I feel like an idiot. How do these two cards make infinite mana? Does the elemental not get the once per turn restriction?

"You have a voice for podcasting" (compliment)

"You sound like you have a podcast" (devastating insult)

May 5, 2025 cover of the New Yorker. Expository text: https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cover-story/cover-story-2025-05-05

Barry Blitt’s first 100 days cover for the New Yorker.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!"

Seto Kaiba would’ve actually gone crazy at cEDH tournaments.

“Your move Yugi, you can try to interact with my win attempt but if you do the resulting tilt might cause me to completely throw the game to Wheeler, then we’ll all lose. Accept the draw, I can wait all day”.

Bro she don’t miss you. She misses pre-ban Dockside loops.

78 year old dementia patient shouts for two hours that Transgender Joe Biden needs to be stopped at the border.

A graph showing the number of people named Miles born per hour. It has grown exponentially since 1980.

In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.

Hay Ya(CEDH) - Commander (Baylen, the Haymaker) A deck created using Moxfield.

Been working on Baylen again. Pretty happy with where the list is right now.

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I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.

In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.

The midi-chlorian is the powerhouse of the cell

"Enthralled" is a really good word tbh

The Princess Bride is on TV again, and I am watching it again. I love how it kinda just strolls through its story. Even the action scenes are leisurely.