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There was a team at music trivia last night named Bizarre Love Triangle Hoagie and that is such a fantastic yinzer reference.

A song with lyrics that include "I've been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding" is a bold yet accurate choice for BMW to use in a commercial. Pretty much explains anyone willing to buy an X3.

Dammit. I only practice bird law.

@apexadjacent.com About to start streaming this week's episode and never before have I seen the "possible topical misinformation/wikipedia" tag on youtube. I am apparently about to get into some shit. Maybe literally? Well done, guys.

I just learned this his son plays for the Minnesota Twins. Had an RBI against the Pirates yesterday.

One fallout of the pandemic years has been TV networks throwing on some talking head on with a shitty webcam on a zoom call and normalizing it as broadcast quality. Looks like a public access show, but it's fine.

a man wearing plastic spoons on his eyes says " i was too busy mmmmmblockin ' out the haters " ALT: a man wearing plastic spoons on his eyes says " i was too busy mmmmmblockin ' out the haters "

I drove past a house tonight that not only still had the Christmas lights up, but they were turned on. I have to imagine that house has beef with neighbors and it is an act of chaos at this point.

Recently started watching Detroiters and the Birthday Party episode may be one of my favorite 30 minutes of TV ever.

Can we get this guy at ticket to the State of the Union Address?

And just like that the Law & Order reruns have returned to USA Network. The Olympics are over. Cable TV is healing.

Totally expected the Tkachuk brothers to fight each other for the stuffed animals.

The sadness of the silver medal ceremony is always something to behold. Four dogs dying could not cause this much grief.

US Dollar should be replaced by the Hellebuyck as official currency.

Tom Wilson absolutely devastated to learn that a "golden goal" isn't to win a refreshing sip of post-game urine.

I am simply not used to experiencing this much adrenaline this early on a Sunday.

Mike Eruzione is the 1972 Dolphins of hockey.

I finally got around to making General Tso's chicken. Did not disappoint.l

Excited to finally order the parts for my kei car that I've been neglecting.

It's much easier to cheer against the team that employs Brad Marchand and Tom Wilson when Crosby isn't in the lineup. If Finland regains the lead here I might have to dig out my HIM albums.

Seven overtime period playoff games that end sometime around 2AM on a Wednesday are a right of passage for hockey fans. You always remember where you were when the Zamboni ran out of gas and they stopped selling concessions so long ago, you got hungry again.

What a nifty goal. May that gal never have to pay for a drink again for the rest of her life.

Don't make me tap the sign.

I've been meaning to ask you about that smudge mark

Bought all of the ingredients to make General Tso's chicken the other day when I was at the store, except chicken. In retrospect that seems like a real oversight on my part.

Looks like a new batch of meth that makes you naked just dropped.

Whoever runs on the platform to ban 3 on 3 OT in hockey will get my vote for president/prime minister/king etc. It was fun for a minute, but I'm tired of the gimmick.

Reading this as I get another notification on my phone that my cloud storage is almost full.

Beloved by his Grammy

I believe that's called a LOLtz

The whole situation created a bittersweet symphony, but alas we were merely freshmen.