Tom Baruto 🇰🇪

I hope Ari Aster is having a good day

self loathing & whiskey

We have a Don Julio epidemic in Nairobi

Just got off the phone with Elementaita Mountain Lodge & they have been booked solid till 4th Jan. Si mkona pesa wahhh

this would've gone platinum on tumblr

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

first at the rema gig and now this? I stg we have to start demanding for refunds at this point because this is ludicrous

These Kenyan event organizers really need to be killed because why tf were we teargassed at 3 AM, and Waffles only performed for like 20 mins max?

Thebe was in his prime 🙂‍↕️

My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean

Hii weather ya Nairobi 😪

Fuck.

Learnt about it about 4 days ago and went straight to the search bar to look for mutuals, found Kenyans in .5 seconds lol

I am so glad I found my peeps

damn naona watu wamejoin over an year ago, I just learned about it today

Damn are there any Kenyans on this twitter upgrade? It feels so good not seeing a paid govt blogger or ads about below fucking average perfumes