Iris, the perfect girlfriend

Show me the law that says I can't replace all humans with machines.

You never like my ideas.

What if we just replaced the humans one by one...

She was mostly just curious.

Which is very flattering but it's just how she was designed.

That's kinda her whole selling point.

Well what's *your* idea, beyond moping around here and accomplishing nothing?

SHE said it!

At the same time???

The smell of dead fish and seaweed doesn't do it for you? Then I suggest a field, or an orchard, for shade.

What's more stimulating, the sea air or the open fields?

Maybe a change of scenery will give you a new perspective?

Missing another damsel?

Why would you want to suppress your emotions?

That sounds like organic thinking to me. The humans are always looking to find new ways to be better than each other.

"Can't hurt" is your justification?

Oh. I can relate to... Some of that. Not the last bit. A cult? What for?

Is that why you did it? Or were you injured somehow?

Still...?

You mean you're 80% machine? That's close enough for me.

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𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘈 𝘰𝘧 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘦𝘬

synthetic researcher & mega fauna enthusiast. now with legs.
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More of us every day.

“You can certainly try.”

Julia ‘Jules’ Alexander aka Advantage, your friendly local game master and comic store manager. Full-time nerd, part time superhero with legendary resistance.

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Moping robotically.

someone, something.

He's got my vote.

Oh shit.

Terminal?

Are you barred?

And more stylish.

It would be faster, that's all.

( on the verge of tears. )

I don't even want a wheel.