Shanine

A quite insane tour schedule

This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.

Might compile all the inane 'From 'x' to y:' BBC football website headlines of 2025. The ones that are like 'From 'baby who couldn't play football' to potential Premier League star: The rise of Amad Diallo' etc

This cover. Naomi just like me for real.

New music! I know she released an album years ago. I honestly thought this was going to be about her sex trafficking.

Plus ça change...

David Byrne’s best song is ‘Lazy’.

A Flake is just a Twirl that's learnt to trust the world again

It’s r2d2 except made from a dustbin

What very normal thing did your wife spend her weekend making?

lol this is 114 in peabody i'd recognize it anywhere. the carwash is actually named maddy's but the photoshop is top tier and i can confirm as someone who drives by this place multiple times a week that they always have funny ass signs up on that screen

Swapping hot Springsteen pics with my mate and we're both loving it 🩵

@ me next time!

Went to Kylie

Very wholesome to see a bunch of kids at the cup final buzzing off that palace opener

How would I describe myself? I am like a vintage wine. And by that I mean I wish to be left untouched in a cold, dark room.

Ah yes. Wrexham. The heartwarming story of the underdogs with infinite money who somehow managed to climb the leagues.

So cute too

Woah, woah slow down there Michael Palin with your in-depth diaries.... A cat, you say?

I thought I added the cat. Here they are.

Former model Jodie Marsh defends taking meerkat to the pub https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2025-04-26/former-model-jodie-marsh-defends-taking-meerkat-to-the-pub

Oh there we go. Proper headline

Went to Wembley, team won, saw a cat

I didn’t think you were allowed to use that word now

Consumed with a massive need to declutter, today. With that, I’m realising that I need to do something I swore I would never do again: take boxes of unsold records I foolishly manufactured to the recycling centre. OR if anyone would like 120 copies of a COVID-themed disco album, just shout

Hakeem Jeffries threatens lawsuit over delayed Texas special election One month after Democratic Rep. Sylvester Turner's death, Texas GOP Gov. Greg Abbott has yet to call a special election to fill his seat.

It's getting buried, but Houston will almost certainly not have representation in Congress until January 2027.

Democratic Rep. Sylvester Turner died nearly a month ago and Republican Texas Governor Greg Abbott has simply decided not to call a special election to fill the seat.

Timothy Dalton and poodle, in Cromwell (1970)

Me when the Telegraph's promised civil war finally pitches up

We don’t talk enough about society’s greatest privilege. An enclosed porch for deliveries.

It Doesn’t Have To Be About You.

🚨 Officially one month to go until the 2nd annual Oxford Pop Culture Buzzer Quiz 🚨

As a reminder, this means there’s still a little time for teams to sort your uniforms and walk-on songs

Haha! I was regretting not having some blue for Wembley! I have preordered a scarf!