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- Did you take nice photos of our marriage ceremony at Nottingham City Hall, Pete?

- Sure thing guys got the Torville & Dean Chalice lookin real chalicey

I have problems with a lot of Green policies, as I do with all parties, but a "pro drugs and porn" party that wants "a world without borders" and provides housing, employment, and healthcare for immigrants sounds pretty fucking great to me.

Tourette syndrome activist John Davidson says Bafta told him ‘any swearing would be edited out of the broadcast’ Davidson said he ‘can’t begin to explain how upset and distraught I have been’ over slurs he shouted during the award ceremony

So the BBC promised Davidson and StudioCanal (who made I Swear) that any swearing tics would be edited out from broadcast, and instead they left them in despite a two hour delay, and even put a fucking microphone right in front of him to ensure they picked it up - he was sat at the back of room.

Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

A mural ad showing a man offering pizza to another, his face contorted into a rictus of psychotic intent

You're gonna eat every last bit of this pizza and I'm gonna watch you do it you piece of shit

A digital poster inside the window of a dentistry practice, showing the staff merrily posing for a photo above the incredibly normal caption "JUST NORMAL PEOPLE WHO LOVE TEETH"

Hands up if you are normal and love teeth

Mandelson’s downfall is one of fastest ever seen in British public life Epstein links have taken political operator from a vaunted position in British diplomacy to arrest in under six months

Terrifying in its rapidity - it's taken just 27 years, 2 months and 3 days since scandal first broke.

Worth noting his objection to no fault divorce. I worked a bit on the campaign for that, and one of the striking things with the scholarship was the evidence that demonstrated allowing it led to a drop in suicides of married women.

Women always lose the ‘He said She said’ arguments. I demonstrated this neatly in the Lawrence Krauss case. 1st investigation was my word against his. Fast forward to an in depth Buzzfeed article finding corroborating witnesses, ASU forced to open a 2nd investigation & found that I was truthful.

Official Team GB Paralympic photo, with the the crests and everything, and a professional headshot, but it's for "Pickle, A Very Good Girl", who is a black labrador, with a hi-viz harness and a red collar.

Some of you like dogs, in which case you may appreciate that guide dogs of Team GB for the Paralympics get official photos

2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids

2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids https://theonion.com/2-year-old-unaware-he-s-basis-for-6-couples-decisions-1819579578/

I know a couple of people with tattoo regrets. One friend has had a Morrissey tattoo removed. It’s expensive and takes ages but doesn’t hurt.

The dog is over invested in a cartoon involving another dog. Not the first time this has happened.

Selective outrage at Farage’s schoolyard slurs is highly revealing Jeremy Corbyn’s defenders were deluded, but apologists for the Reform UK leader are no better

Thank you for asking. My view is that any Jewish person putting their trust in Nigel Farage and Reform UK is begging to be deceived.

As I've written, I believe those who were so indignant at Corbynism but now rush to defend Farage are incredibly hypocritical.

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there should be a ticky box on the holiday/illness work forms that is "SOME SHIT OCCURRED WITH THE ROYAL FAMILY AND I WAS DOING MY GOD-DAMNED DUTY BY PAYING ATTENTION"

I was reading something the other night, and got increasingly upset and outraged that they appeared to have just lifted most of the text from my writings on the topic - whole paragraphs were pretty much identical. Of course, I'd opened the wrong window and was getting worked up reading my own paper.

Cover to BLACK PANTHER INTERGALACTIC by Luciano Vecchio, featuring a from-the-back view of the Black Panther on skis in the SIMPSONS' "Stupid Sexy Flanders" pose, shapely bottom prominently displayed.

"Stupid sexy Black Panther!"

the ninja turtles and the power rangers putting aside their differences and teaming up

lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day

Oh, well now he says it’s brilliant we’re all good with it.

Oh, well now he says it’s brilliant, we’re all good with it.

I’m looking out the window at yet another day of rain and wondering if I’ll evolve gills if it keeps being like this.

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland.

And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

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I was told it is good now 😁! I always to Palace and realise I have forgotten to find you. Going to Leeds? Going to Bosnia!?

See that publicity hungry has been?

That’s you, that is.

This should have been what Raye was asking in that song.

Voting to be restricted to everyone before 1960.

My "Wuthering Heights" review

I like how Sunderland have more than one player who sounds like a dog speaking. Robin Roefs obviously, but I’d also include Brian Brobbey.

Sign in People's Book in Takoma Park featuring the illustration of the werewolf ripping off its shirt in anguish which reads WE ARE SOLD OUT OF THE GAY HOCKEY BOOKS

My local bookshop understands their audience.