John Mendelssohn (thee / thou)

Return to Benidorm, Again Many Brits know Benidorm, only as a weird cross between Manhattan — skyscrapers beyond counting!

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Where Manhattan and Las Vegas conflate, mate! Read! Subscribe! Subscribe again!

For the first time since 1959, the left-of-centre heterosexual erotic community is being represented in the Big Parade! johnmendelssohn.substack.com/p/dominatric...

For the first time since 1959, the left-of-centre heterosexual erotic community is being represented in the Big Parade! johnmendelssohn.substack.com/p/dominatric...

I’ll bet you $5 that in the last 24 hours no fewer than 100 American emo and alt-[whatever] bands have renamed themselves the Quiet Piggies. open.substack.com/pub/johnmend...

Brunch With a Xenophobe Mr.

Well, here I am, shrieking into the void again! johnmendelssohn.substack.com/p/brunch-wit...

XTC Lite!

Please consider me. I sure fit the bill obscurity-wise. :-)

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The Kindness Club Reading the other afternoon about the Mango Monstrosity’s claims of having ended (non-existent!) wars — between Iran and Pakistan, Cambodia and Armenia, and Azerbajian and Albania — made me realize I’...

I am taking a short break from making little videos of gorgeous women in provocative attire while my motion graphics software decides whether or not it wishes to remain on my good side.
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The mortification of Sal Valentino!

The Kindness Club Reading the other afternoon about the Mango Monstrosity’s claims of having ended (non-existent!) wars — between Iran and Pakistan, Cambodia and Armenia, and Azerbajian and Albania — made me realize I’...

I am taking a short break from making little videos of gorgeous women in provocative attire while my motion graphics software decides whether or not it wishes to remain on my good side.
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Lady Cressida and Her Manservant Extra credit if you spot the Beatles joke

Lady Cressida is based on a real person Mrs. Mendelsohn (she prefers the original, legal spelling) and I semi-met at Rick Parfitt's Xmas party a few years before his passing. open.substack.com/pub/johnmend...

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Hot you up, hon?

It’s never not a really, REALLY good idea to read my Substack. Some days it’s thought-provoking. Other days it’s amusing. Sometimes it is both. How can you go “wrong”?

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Read my Substack six days a week! Find it life-changingly enjoyable! Insist, to the point of being in serious jeopardy of alienating them, that your friends and family do likewise! There isn't a moment to lose!

It’s All Right, Ma, I’m Only Leaking Protein Into My Pee If there's one thing my urine is not, it's foamy

Mike Johnson is a shameless little hypocrite and an enabler of evil. How can he imagine that he'd be fooling The Lord Thy God if such a thing existed? open.substack.com/pub/johnmend...

Come Clean! Put on the hair shirt, Your Former Highness! Button it up!

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And you thought the Ronettes were the bees' knees! What an eye-opener this will be for you, and for your loved ones, and your hated ones. Everybody, truth be told!

There's a New Movie About Bruce's NEBRASKA Album, and I Can Wait to See It I’ll say this before anything else.

Tramps like us, baby, we were born to read
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Did George Martin Deserve His Knighthood? Much is made of the late George Martin’s brilliance.

Greatest record producer of all time? Sometimes I can't help but "wonder"!

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A Deluge of Delight! Or at least a dollop, or a frisson

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At Play on Formerly Twitter Did you know that John Lennon once had a girlfriend named Thelma Pickles?

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A Dedicated Follower of Fashion Mama was fervently fashionable after Prohibition was repealed and my poorly paid thug grandfather suddenly became a very rich liquor wholesaler.

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I Think "No Kings" Is Rotten Branding ...but boy, do I endorse the sentiment!

How about "No stupid, incompetent, infantile, delusional, corrupt, hateful, petulant, vulgar, treacherous, soulless fascists" an alternative?

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I Think "No Kings" Is Rotten Branding ...but boy, do I endorse the sentiment!

How about "No stupid, incompetent, infantile, delusional, corrupt, hateful, petulant, vulgar, treacherous, soulless fascists" an alternative?

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A Delicious Tale of Athletic Derring-Do After he won the Actor of Year award at Howard University in his junior year and went to Hollywood in hopes of becoming the next Denzel Washington, David Williams was advised by his agent to change th...

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