Reyas Wilfred

You ever catch a flat tire so bad you can smell it before you feel it?

KPOP Demon Hunters is a movie about the importance of effective public health communication in this essay I will...

daz i already yelled at you about this but i will do it again

ahem.

god forbid people try to make something mandatory not feel bad

this feels like some shit @tigerdaz.bsky.social would DM me and then I'd have to threaten to hit him with my cane, before coming back 2 hours later to agree with him

youtube suggesting i reply to a comment with "i miss my ffamily"

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

man wouldn't know what to do with the thing he'd be nothing but teeth and no spit. stuttering across the frenulum like a busted grocery cart

I am sad to report that my family's SC430 got flooded out last month :(

look. i do not condone racism in any form.. BUT im not going to lie that i do get some pleasure out of kash patel thinking posting about celebrating diwali in the white house was going to go well for him

The subtext of this story is one of elder abuse. Taking advantage of an elderly man with atrophying mental faculties, except instead of convincing him to hand over his life’s savings he can be scammed into backing a 50-year mortgage.

Nick, you may have made this one TOO good. You see, I often use your old RCR stories as sleep aids. Calm delivery, super soothing voice, the ingredients are all there.

This one had me so hooked that I stayed fully lucid-awake the entire time enjoying it.

Great stuff!! You should be proud.

finding out my favorite SCP author, whose work i enjoy strongly in part because of the sense of humor as well as everything else, enjoys homestar is one of the biggest "it's all coming together" moments of my life

Congrats! Hanged Man is really, really good.

”Red delicious apple”

- first lie I was ever told

mazda :)

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

WSJ headline that reads "breaking news: The U.S. has revoked the visas of at least six people for their comments on the death of Charlie Kirk, the State Department said"

The freedom of speech lovers are at it again

a great thing about using open-source software is when you want to use it in a way that seems obvious but is not documented and when you look into it not only is it impossible but the developer hates your specific use-case and built the entire application around not supporting it

the fact that i have a dinner reservation that night already breaks my heart

Me: I need more power

Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊

Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable.

[2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf

In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo..

Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod

@theromannick.bsky.social ford

historians never had to grapple with the fact that political assassins were also people who say stuff like "im an eepy little guy"

can we quit fucking around with pundits and get the one?

ironically you are largely responsible for a big part of my financial devastation because i started liking cars (joking mostly)

someone is parked outside my house in a mercedes AMG GLE 43. they left their window down. it is raining super hard. i don't know who it belongs to.

sadness :(

@shadowwolf289.bsky.social

you can still change

why am i always driving in the back seat in my dreams

last night i dreamt i was getting pulled over and didn't know how to explain to the cop why i was driving in the back seat

real

I had this and I need you to understand one simple thing:

It was so fucking good and I'd destroy a pint of it right now if I could