President of Russia

Charlie Kirk got way too much gum above his teeth. Looking like a mouth breather.

What? Was the davidblue account yours? And I don’t understand what you wrote.

Why haven’t Arlette and BM posted a new pop the balloon or find love video yet? My Wednesday feels incomplete.

Which one of you would be there?

I know I try to be tough, but deep down, I just want people to find me funny. Ever since grade school when Lev said was as funny as I was likable, I’ve wanted crush others. Just laugh with me and I’ll be nicer. Laugh at me and it’s poison death.

Also, please just write out your curse instead of using *****. We are all adults here except maybe you.

No. It makes no more sense than it did before. Have someone help you write the skeet before sending it.

If anything you skeeted made sense.

I wish I had Romanov blood in me.

Nice

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Focus on Israel-Iran. Not Russia.

Happy Saturday. I hope all is well world. Congratulations Premier Trump on your birthday and joining the family with the military parade. Just invade Greenland next and you are officially in the Authoritarian Club. Next you’ll lock up your own cabinet and administration members. This will be fun.

Skeet this at me 7 times more please. And I’ll tell everyone to make themselves look like a threat.

Too bad two men can’t procreate because the makeup sex between Premier Trump and Space Cadet Musk would certainly lead to procreation. But who would carry the baby to term?

Even I didn’t know they were coming.

Those were toy planes they blew up. Not real ones. But also, it was not good look.

What had happened to me? Nothing. I am same man as I always have been. Premier Trump is unfortunately having to face reality. Oh well.

I’m very tired today. Stayed up all night playing Fortnite. I’m not good. If they let me win in Fortnite I might stop war.

Buffalo Bandits Join Upper Echelon of Sports History with Third Straight NLL Title Three-peats are hard to come by in sports.

@mikekadlick.bsky.social
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The Rochester Knighthawks did it first 2012-2014. Bandits are now the 8th.

Happy Memorial Day.

@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social I could watch you feigning fellatio on Premier Trump all day. It was astounding.

Bing bong ya mother. Fuck the Knicks.

YouTube video by I Didn't Even Know He Was Sick a very Norm Macdonald joke about bread

Premier Trump trying to explain to everyone all the things he has invented.
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As an adult, everyone says how cute and handsome dogs are. But when I was young everyone said I was ugly because I had face like dog’s ass.

Congratulations to Alexander Ovechkin on goals scored. He’s now second all time, now behind only me. I average 8 goals per game.

I think you could use a friend and reprieve from the internet. If you want to be friends with the person behind this parody account (albeit not the funniest one) let me know.

What’s your intel? If intel means shady posts on blogs and unsourced articles on non-credible sites, then maybe rethink your intel sources.

How long until Trump suggests we try the purge?