MJ in the Mitten

An orange Maine Coon kitten resting on his green blanket. He's charging his batteries for midnight zoomies.

Every day is #caturday .

That's why I always make (or buy) extra frosting when I make cakes. It's glue in case my dumb ass didn't grease/flour the pans enough and it looks like the cake went through the wood chipper when I manage to get it out of the pan.

That's what whipped cream is for... slather it on. 😅

I have to tell my Maine Coon kitten, "We don't eat the people" on a regular basis when it comes to belly rubs.

Aaannnddd... my results did not come back like I wanted. I have preliminary grade 1 breast cancer. BUT, my PCP said I'm going to be fine because we caught it early and it isn't the triple negative type. If I hadn't had the mammo, I'd be in the dark. So, get dat mammo!

I was 40 when I had my daughter. I wanted aaallllll the benefits of modern medicine... hospital, medical pros, drugs... you name it. She was tongue tied and I couldn't nurse her and, even in that setting, I still had one nurse offended that I couldn't breastfeed her. Ugh.

After the absolutely crappy week I've had, this video gave me a much needed laugh! 😂

And I'm so glad Fendi got his uppies!

On orange Maine Coon kitten poking his head out from his cat tunnel. He'd like a little privacy, please.

Happy #Caturday!

OMG cat gang bang... I'm dying. 🤣🤣🤣

LOL my mom is almost 80 years old, been retired for about 15 years, and she's STILL like this. 😆

We only rate dogs. This is a family of Suburban Gold Fairies. It's rare for them to travel together like this. Very magical but please only send dogs. Thank you... 13/10 for all (TT: hdbrosriley)

The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her.
I said: No. I can't deal with high maintenance women.

LOL what is it with black cats climbing on their people! My black cat does the same thing.

He's doubled in weight since we brought him home seven weeks ago. He's over 8 lbs now! I noticed him getting beefier over the last couple of weeks... growing like a weed!

An orange Maine Coon kitten relaxing on his human's chair. She's going to have to find a new one, because it's the kitten's chair now. I don't make the rules.

Happy #Caturday, everyone!

I live in her district. I vote against her every time she's on the ballot. It's a shame that this district is deep ruby red.

Same. I wish this district wasn't so ruby red.

I hate that she's my "rep."

It actually IS his birthday today! 😆

Happy Birthday, Math!

He is very sweet, when he's not trying to gnaw my fingers off (because he's losing his baby teeth, lol).

An orange Maine Coon kitten playing in his cat tunnel. He's on his back, looking at the camera upside down. He's very adorable too, and knows it.

Timeline cleanser, anyone? #Caturday

A front paw of an orange Maine Coon kitten, showing adorable toe beans.

Feel better soon! Maybe some #Caturday toe beans will help. 😆

Thank you!! 🥰

I just had one last Friday and go back on Tuesday because they want a better look at a spot on the right side. I've got dense tissue all through both and have had a biopsy before because of it. I'm hoping it's the same thing here, so I'm trying not to worry until the doctors say it's time to worry.

An orange Maine Coon kitten relaxing on his owner's bed... which, in reality, is his bed now.

Happy ##Caturday.

Sure seems like he's building a palace......

It's been so long! She was a big fan of Wolverine and Deadpool. In my head, she was besties with Magik too.

My next playthrough will be a male Hunter just so I can listen to Matt Mercer for hours on end. 😆