Kenzie🩷

monthly post

i miss facebook but only for my lil community. anyway that’s the monthly post bye

a man stands outside of a book store ALT: a man stands outside of a book store

Noticing my spelling errors an hour after hitting send

sometimes staying in bed is all you can do when the world around you.

my thoughts are with you at this time

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

peak humor

i miss my facebook friends. if you see this im doing well, and i have dyed my hair. i hope you are also well🩷

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amy winehouse winning the grammy for ‘record of the year’ in 2008

Highest-grossing films of Keanu Reeves' career 💰

my (25f) velcro dog (4m) likes to hump the other male dog (3f) anytime i come back in the house. this is a recent development. is this normal?

John Cena Slims Down For New Role Portraying Human Man LOS ANGELES—Confirming he had become almost unrecognizable to friends and family, wrestler-turned-actor John Cena opened up Tuesday about slimming down for a new role in which he would portray a human man. “I knew I had to take drastic measures if I wanted to convincingly pass for a human man on screen,” said a now 5-foot-9, […]

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idk who needs to hear this but just because it’s a “kids toy” doesn’t mean you should leave your child alone with it 🙃

i’m pretty depressed today on top of having sick. what do😔

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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

bro if i’m sick because of my coworkers i am gonna RIOT. could it be the flu? could it be norovirus? who knows! not me!

bro

i need an escape from meta but tbh this is not what i want. it shall be my resting grounds

Fuck it, might as well check on my island in Animal Crossing

what’s the difference between a billionaire and a mosquito? nothing, they’re both annoying and a pest while alive and everyone’s happier when they die.

If you die at Applebees you die in real life

i was already planning on getting Life & Death for TS4 but Ashnikko having a song in there really sealed the deal for me lol

BIG YAWN

i think my page is just going to turn into a fan account for my dogs. Denver says good morning (or goodnight if that’s when you’re seeing this)

ever hate a character so much it makes watching the show unbearable? i hate you georgina

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shampoo implies shampee