diaper-wearing loser

How many reposts for me to put the Bluey beans down my diaper?

I’ve had somebody tell me this and I’ve laughed in their face because why the fuck would I continue hanging out with you knowing you don’t have any interest in me that isn’t sexual?

If I’m ever hanging out with you irl and we’ve met through this scene, don’t ever tell me “Haha, it’s so funny that we’re hanging out because you’re not the type of person I’d usually be friends with at all.”

yes that's what the "hyper" part means

amazed at the irony of following a post about adhd up with "Maybe I should get extremely into one specific hobby and buy lots of things for it. I'm sure this will become my new thing for a very long time."

HARD AS FUCK

Religous flyers turning up at my front door means they get an upgrade. Now do I send them back? 🫣

“YOU ARE A NORMAL GUY. YOU ARE GOING TO GET STONED AND WATCH THE LEGO MOVIE IN 3D 12 YEARS AFTER ITS RELEASE IN A GARMENT MEANT FOR UN-TOILET TRAINED TODDLERS TAILORED FOR ADULTS.”

cat raising hand to say "i have a bomb"

bsky.app/profile/dumb...

I be following people who go full incon and do the whole lifestyle thing, and then one day they just vanish from the internet

You could have just not watched them

YOUR SHADING AND COLOURING HAS GOTTEN SOOO GOOD

Sunday shenanigans

perfectly cut blorts

im tweaking!!!!!!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU HATE ME SO MUCH, JUST SAY YOU HATE ME

Stats for the first month, these are the numbers I've gotta beat 🫡

I.. Have no excuse

eighty six these fudged huggies!

post on r/LoadedDiaper titled 'Diaper blowout' featuring a thisvid.com video of a guy putting a shower hose in a diaper taped to his body

a commenter writes "Sir, this is a diary of a wimpy kid subreddit" and OP responds "it's called r/LoadedDiaper so its about loading diapers."

post to the subreddit r/GoAnimateAI titled "Decided to take a shit in my old leathers this morning, go out for a short ride, then have a little smear. It all felt and smelt as incredible as I've always imagined." where the user posting it comments "repost since u/crusaderkingo keep deleting it in r/motorcyclegear even though there is nothing wrong with it"

You have to delete the app dawg it's like literally bad for your brain to have an easy-access button to open it

computer, cancel foreskin regrowth protocol

computer, active foreskin regrowth protocol

the JFF girlies get a free pass ✋😌

i'm embracing how shit twitter is and specifically using it to just repost the worst shit i see and vent. real "why the fuck are you still here" vibes from everyone i see there