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No, it's telling them what they *will* be blamed for *in the future*, reminding them of their responsibilities.

28.11.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I have had many thoughts about such websites, none good

28.11.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"A towel is just a fancy piece of paper" this is fun

28.11.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was labeled β€œNegro mis-rule” when people were arguing to end Reconstruction.

28.11.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 209    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
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ICE agent who shot woman in Chicago drove Border Patrol vehicle 1,100 miles back to Maine PORTLAND (WGME) -- An unnamed ICE agent, who shot and injured a woman in Chicago, is now back in Maine after driving the Border Patrol vehicle he was in 1,100 m

mynbc15.com/news/nation-...

28.11.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

28.11.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 15363    πŸ” 2762    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 170
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ICE agent who shot woman in Chicago drove Border Patrol vehicle back to Maine An unnamed ICE agent, who shot and injured a woman in Chicago, is now back in Maine after driving the Border Patrol vehicle he was in 1,100 miles.

Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...

28.11.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 11902    πŸ” 4705    πŸ’¬ 216    πŸ“Œ 170

good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong

this story delights me every year

28.11.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3793    πŸ” 856    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 10
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2022 ProPublica report on CIA-trained "Zero Units" in Afghanistan, a former member of which shot two National Guard troops in DC yesterday

28.11.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 384    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 10

Big if true!

28.11.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't she lose her seat in the press room for doing so?

28.11.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Won't they get fired if they do?

28.11.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turn it back on him, vis-a-vis Epstein.

27.11.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vanity Fare

27.11.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"So we'll have to do it for them."

27.11.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is it squared off, it looks like it could be a havalina torso.

27.11.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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HSBC forecasts that OpenAI is going to have nearly a half trillion in operating losses until 2030

27.11.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 78

Oh are they now

27.11.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time

People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"

25.11.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1790    πŸ” 254    πŸ’¬ 203    πŸ“Œ 178

Don’t forget that *Trump’s own lawyer’s argument* to the Supreme Court in the immunity case was that the check on the President using his immunity to order criminal acts was that those under him would not follow illegal orders. Now it’s a crime for lawmakers to remind servicemembers of that?

26.11.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3782    πŸ” 1197    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 23

#prickless

27.11.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People piping in to "akshually" me about the identity of the shooter. Let me be clear: I wrote this before I knew who it was. Because that doesn't change my assessment: Fuck that asshole. Dudes w/ guns shooting people who aren't literally shooting at them? Always assholes. Easy!

27.11.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 272    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

It strikes me that that's isn't a left-coded hairstyle

26.11.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Police love humiliating people. See also the suicide tunics that accused are dressed in for court.

26.11.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure if it'd be distasteful to make a webpage listing all the gay-coded traits of various members of the administration.

26.11.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He does have good hair.

26.11.2025 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

However it works, he'll have the ability to kick individual people off for any or no reason.

26.11.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, a lot of people think that way for no reason.

26.11.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'd give an arm and a leg to be a billionaire."

26.11.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"don't let perfect be the enemy of the good.

26.11.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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