Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞

r/Rats
I do not own a pet rat but they look so adorable in every picture I swear 🥺

this cures what ails me every time

Are you gonna fire the guy who went there to give autographs and take pictures with them? Because otherwise it seems like you have endorsed this #wotc

Marchesa Martinez (una piba alta y delgada de piel clara, pelo negro largo con mechones azules y un tatuaje que dice "Invicta" cubriendo una vieja cicatriz de quimioterapia. Ella usa un top verde y jeans negros): "Prendo el velador POM cortocircuito, cazo la moto tranqui FU FU FU me voy a la ferretería. le digo: "me das uno de esos cosos que hace TIKI TIKI para el velador". PIM El tipo me la da, ¿Cómo lo cambio? Le digo... Es fácil me dice tenés que sacar la perilla TUK poner el repuesto listo... ¿Tenés tarjeta? NO TAKA TAKA. Le doy 40 y el tipo PINGUI me da 20, "me tenés que dar 30" le digo y el tipo empieza con el IVA.. que PA PA que PA PA que te doy 20, ¿20? TSS ¿De dónde?. Bueno si no te gusta FIU FIU FIU FIU "te vas" me dice el tipo, bueh ¿Si? ahí nomás yo PIM, el tipo PUP y empezamos que PIM que PAM PAM, le doy una napia lo cazo de nuca empiezo PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM contra el mostrador. Agarre el vuelto FIU FIU y me la tomé."

Meme para la audiencia hispana. Dibujo de mi OC Marchesa Martínez (la Arquera nacida en Argentina) haciendo referencia a la escena hecha meme de Peter Capusotto y la ferretería (original acá m.youtube.com/watch?v=hN_-...)
#Traditionalart #Fanart #TLH #OCs #AkiGaidenRE #PeterCapusotto

P1: 33 Celsius outside Aki Goldstein (A young salimos girl with tan skin, almond shaped eyes, long black hair with colorful bangs in a ponytail and a star of David necklace) is wearing a teal bra and Jean shorts, her makeup is runny and she is visible distraerse from the heat. Aki: "I'm melting! IDK if I'll survive... Why on earth ate we outdoors now??!" Natalie Lockhart ((she/they) a skinny and short young nonbinary person with pale white skin, blue round eyes, long red hair with the sides shaved and a noticeable heart surgery scar across their chest) is wearing a pair of heart shapwd pasties and a towel around their waist, their makeup is runny annd they are blushing heavily but is still smiling. Nat: "Geez, stop complaining! And I'm supposed to be the "frail one"? Just enjoy the heat!" Aki: "Nat? I think you've gone insane from the heat" P2: Nat, blushing hard and posing smugly while she is gasping heavily for air, almost agonizing. Nat: "Please! I'm thriving here! gasp You think I'm still the frail gasp little faint hearted gasp worm that I gasp used to be?? gasp I'm not gasp as vulnerable pant anymote Aki gasp Aki: "You gasp like you're about to die! I'll take you inside so we cool down!" Nat: "Come on! Stop gasp being so gasp dramatic A...ah...ki..."

P1: Nat, dizzy, disoriented, gasping and heaving, looking up and clutching their chest as their heart pounds fast and erratic inside their chest: "I am gasp feeling moan so good grunt good I can gasp P2: Nat is collapsed face down on the grass Aki: "Nat?? Nat?? NAAAAAT!!!" P3: 10 minutes later Aki, looking down concerned surrounded by a golden light: "Nat?? Are you well? Do you have brain damage?" Nat: "Unngh... What happened Aki?" Aki: "You passed out from the heat! I had to put a bunch of ice packs on you! I thought you would die!"

Nat, laying in bed drenched in sweat, fully naked with runny makeup, there are ice packs covering their private areas as well as under their armpits and around their neck, their chest has 3 electrodes to monitor their heart rate and there is a thermometer next to them. They are visible angry. Nat: "Uggh Aki! Come on! I'm OK, I don't need your pity! I'm strong! I'm strong! I'm not vulnerable anymore! At all!! Aki: "You're half dead and drenched in sweat!! Oy vey! How are you so stubborn!"

P1: Aki, crying and angry: "Get over yourself! When I saw you collapse, I thought you died! "My bestie is dead now because they ate too stubborn to admit they are human and not perfect!" P2: Nat, a bit ashamed: "Oh really?? Sorry gor that... I hate feeling weak" P3: Nat and Aki are now hugging Aki: "Don't worry Nat. I really get it. It is a lesson I had to learn the hard way a long time ago. Just promise to take care of yourself OK?" Nat: "Yes Aki, I'll try"

Minicomic for the heat. Aki and Nat are in the midst of a brutal heat wave but Nat is too stubborn to ask for help when she suffers the effects of the heatstroke. She really doesn't want to look or feel vulnerable even if their health is at risk #Traditionart #Fanart #TLH #AkiGaidenRE #OCs

Peach Carnaval
comm for anon

Add these two bad boys and you have my playlist

Remind me to draw something inspired by this in the near future fr fr

hey this is legitimately terrifying and if you're not paying attention to this you need to be right now

My least unhinged daily feed be like:
#magicthegathering

Teacher: "Synergy Sigma Pomni Skibidi Scalable Whiteboard Labubu Gigachad Rizz Leverage Looksmaxx Elon Musk Mewing Granular Matcha Dubai Pivot Baby Gronk Cross Platform Engagement Tralalero
Ohio Sam Altman Competencies Kirk Nuevayol Unicorn 67?"
My son: "Here prof 🥀🥀🥀"

"The mandril judges your bad deeds, be careful"

Me when eating caviar: "are you telling me a surgeon laid these eggs?"

Transphobia is 100% the gateway drug to a lot of bigotry beecause once you break through the psychological barrier of dehumanizing another group, no matter how small, dehumanizing other groups becomes too easy and natural.
For example most transphobes I met are anitsemitic and viceversa

transphobia is a gateway to so many abhorrent beliefs

if you aren't racist or antisemitic or classists or any other number of fucked up things, if you start becoming transphobic you'll become all of them

i've never met someone who is Just Transphobic

It's fine. I am really happy to see someone openly discuss custom cards here. I love designing custom cards but I have nowhere to post them since most mtg discord servers ban any discussion of them 👀

2 mana 3/3 trample would be pushing it, but add the final ability and it is way too busted even for commander and eternal formats.
Make it a 2/3 and have the heroic ability give +1/+0 instead

Fun Harry Potter and JK Rowling Facts For Potterheads! Prince Andrew, photographed with underage girls with Jeffrey Epstein, was invited in 2025 to the set of the new Harry Potter show years after his implication with Epstein.. JK Rowling once described Lolita as a "tragic love story" in an interview. JK Rowling's team directly invited Jeffrey Epstein to the play "Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Epstein was at least seen to be connected enough to Rowling for folks to go to him to be connected with her. Rowling once accidentally replied to a twitter post by a child's mom with hate speech copied into her clipboard. Rowling has used her Harry Potter money to aid in the legal expenses of white supremacists because she agreed with their transphobia as well as successful judicial attacks on children by the UK supreme court.

Also what "scalding hot take" did I post? That take was so lukewarm a baby could eat it. A lot of people think worse about TMNT

I want to but what difference does it make? I am but a minnow right now
That is exactly why I am "trying to control what content they are allowed to make", what I actually want is to bring some heavy hitters to our cause. Like Prof until he too ended up betraying us

If you feel tired you can always join us in the *O P P O S I T I O N* ✨️

"It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan" –Bane *A hard AF picture of Bane from the 2012 "Dark Knight Rises" movie

I do not want the attention for myself. I want it to spread the message and rile up the opposition so we all band together.

Yes I know it is a case of displaced anger but at least I have a reason that lets me at the very least rationalize it as "righteous anger"
Also thanks, I have another less anger driven deck based on trying to fulfill 3 different companion requirements
moxfield.com/decks/FehZdO...

Honey, everyone and their mother are calling UB sets "slop", not just me 💅

"Squeal like a pig!!"(Anti-Universes Beyond deck) - Commander (Skullbriar, the Walking Grave) A Commander deck featuring Skullbriar, the Walking Grave by MinervaOmega • A deck designed to bully whatever player brings a commander from a UB set into oblivion. Please share it, modify it, use i...

Yeah but my action range is limited to trying to drive people away from buying UB sets and trying to influence people into doing the same. I can't do much more beyond that
I also built a deck designed to bully whoever brings a UB commander I guess
moxfield.com/decks/XxooX6...

"We're willing to collapse the structural integrity of the magic ruleset and break hundreds of cards overnight just to make the UB microsets' limited more palatable"
See what I mean when I say that Universes Beyond is like a metastasized cancer?

Yes but I am not the one making the game into an overpriced, incoherent and powercrept mess
If anything you and I are victims in the grand scheme of things

Well maybe I'd rather go to a shithead saloon than pay markups for going to disneyland with big chungus funky mode and deluxe dubai CR7 Joe Rogan edition Labubu & Knuckles

Back then it was a vague idea of a return somewhere far in the future. More like a prophecy than a movement. It became a movement in the late 19th century and met a lot of opposition from other jews until the shoah destroyed most of the community and left the survivors deeply traumatized

The things making this game worse are the UB plague and the dudebro "finance" scalpers it brought with it, not some lady being mean on Bluesky