Mandrake root? Check. Forbidden fruit? Check. Escaping tyrannical rule? CHECK.
This week, I watched PAN'S LABYRINTH for the first time and now I have 20/20 vision in my palms.
youtu.be/316P9ERsmHs
Mandrake root? Check. Forbidden fruit? Check. Escaping tyrannical rule? CHECK.
This week, I watched PAN'S LABYRINTH for the first time and now I have 20/20 vision in my palms.
youtu.be/316P9ERsmHs
Is that a probe in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
This week we are taking to the skies above with V/H/S/BEYOND!
youtu.be/y9_FqqLX5ac
Doesn't the end of the world and everything we know & love just make
you want to...sing?
I watched ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE for the first time and found out candy canes have a variety of uses...not just for a quick snack, but also as a weapon of
destruction.
youtu.be/NuM8mk_PUsM
Evil has no place in the land of VOCALS...
For our next watch, I checked out KPOP DEMON HUNTERS for the first time and learned to do everything with a song in your heart...even while battling the forces of evil.
youtu.be/D8G7Mz-2puA
When a villain looks so good that you start giving them tips through the screen on how to destroy their enemies....
I checked out the new THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE for the first time just to see Mother Maika.
youtu.be/XjWGMCLleU4
If you've been gone for 12 years, I am going to call it a loss and MOVE ON.
I watched SHELBY OAKS for the first time and feeling grateful that
when I myself went into an abandoned prison years ago that there
weren't hell-hounds waiting to greet me.
youtu.be/3lucJ91zKNE
Jason Voorhees, Art the Clown and Funnel Cakes!
I recently took my mom to HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS at UNIVERSAL ORLANDO and decided to drag y'all along for the ride!
New VLOG out now!
youtu.be/SjcOSKz6NwQ
I am willing to be haunted, dragged and levitated if it means Patrick Wilson will be knocking at my door with an assist.
For this weeks video, I watched THE CONJURING: LAST RITES for the first time and now demand that Vera's outfits be put in the Louvre.
youtu.be/83Tynz28eDY
She may be dead...but she's still pretty.
I checked out THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE for the first time and have discovered a new beauty standard for all severed heads moving forward.
youtu.be/98wFj3nHQEE
Makin' my way downtown...
Walkin' fast...
Faces pass...
AND MY FEET ARE BLEEDING.
This week, y'all had me watch THE LONG WALK for the first time and am now fully convinced the entire experience would have been much easier had they all worn diapers.
youtu.be/qydjgm82EwQ
Life Lesson: Only take one piece of candy.
I checked out V/H/S HALLOWEEN for the first time and moving forward, I will be side-eying anyone who develops photos for a living.
youtu.be/pi5Hc-sZqJg
Hope you enjoyed it! π
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Things I should have came prepared with: Lysol spray, a bucket and a prayer.
This week I watched WHEN EVIL LURKS for the first time and will officially be stocking back up on hand sanitizer and possibly a giant, plastic bubble.
youtu.be/DOSMHWQyNPU
Grab your stakes, some garlic and a bottle of O-Positive!
To start October right, I ended up getting bit with WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS & now I wake up at 6 PM.
youtu.be/-50E7Zu_MQc
Calling all my Croaker Queens, Fishermen and Hot Widows!
This week I traveled back to Southport, NC to watch the new I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER & learned that history never truly stays buried.
youtu.be/9-PTriqOyvE
Sheβs the real star, tbh.
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Horror has taught me that Live Children's Game Shows are not to be trifled with.
This week I watched V/H/S/99 & ended up in Spirit Halloween's version of Hell.
youtu.be/ofZCEtFDnJM
17 kids doing the Naruto run through the streets at 2 AM?
No thank you.
This week I checked out WEAPONS & now have someone new to believe in: Gladys.
youtu.be/Xkbb_2LG_hs
Love me but don't ever touch me...
I watched TOGETHER for the first time & realized this exact same thing almost happened when I met Chris Evans.
youtu.be/P4LOH2CPx4w
Never trust a man with a jawline that sharp...
I watched THE INVITATION for the first time & realized money can buy a lot of things but taste ain't of 'em.
youtu.be/hE3B31Adomg
Beware of ticks, bears and MURDERERS.
I watched THE BURNING for the first time and it reminded me of what I always say: karma keeps receipts.
youtu.be/q26k4zKdrp8
The pregnancy test is positive: for LARVAE.
I watched THE FLY for the first time and have confirmed what I always thought: bugs ruin everything.
youtu.be/usZEP1X_5bQ
After days...after months...after years...the rage virus is still raging.
I watched 28 YEARS LATER for the first time and will now only think of one thing when I hear the word "Alpha".
youtu.be/eeB3P91DUp8
A killer beast on land and a killer beast in the water...
I watched DANGEROUS ANIMALS for the first time and fully dissociated.
I don't do OCEANS!
youtu.be/Ir2ETO0mlqk
Oz Perkins returns with quite possibly the most perplexing movie of the year...
I watched THE MONKEY for the first time and have confirmed that there
is not a single children's toy that can be trusted.
youtu.be/y2XHC-KxsEk
Well, this gives new definition to *cough cough*...fur-balls.
I was joined by the hairiest man I know, βͺZZAVID, to watch YOUR MONSTER for the very first time and it left us picking hair out of our teeth.
youtu.be/2rIXFLTX_eE
Happy Helen Shivers Day, yall!
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The amount of money I am about to rack up in therapy bills...
I watched BRING HER BACK for the first time and am fully a rectangle
kind of guy moving forward...no more circles.
youtu.be/IkgmriHFpHQ
And here I thought that every single day in my actual life felt the
exact same...
I watched UNTIL DAWN for the first time and will now be checking the
daily death rate for every Bed & Breakfast moving forward.
youtu.be/NRMaK97go2g
I already avoided log trucks, but now MRI Machines and Garbage Trucks
have been added to the list.
I watched FINAL DESTINATION BLOODLINES for the first time and now
understand why people choose their own family.
youtu.be/c4ZKXj1HHS8