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Um- excuse me mister, but could ya please turn down the lights?
I don't really like all these cameras, man, and this shit just don't feel right...

23.11.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They pat me down every time I come into the building so I canโ€™t sneak my gun in

23.11.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yeah! Um, yeah!

( his handshake is meek and kind of limp. )

Iโ€™mโ€” I work in advertisingโ€ฆ? And I fix up cars and machines and stuff on the side!

23.11.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quick bathroom break to hit your head on the counter until you get dizzy

23.11.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yuuuuup

23.11.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing. Nothing!

23.11.2025 06:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man wearing headphones and a blue hoodie with an adidas logo ALT: a man wearing headphones and a blue hoodie with an adidas logo
23.11.2025 06:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Found an empty pack of smokes on the street

21.11.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Report: 38% of Road Trips End With Burying Friend In Shallow Grave In Desert

21.11.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pleaseโ€ฆ?

20.11.2025 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

( he was fully ready to show her for money, so, honestly, sheโ€™s not that far off. butโ€” ah, well. that ship has sailed.

he holds a hand out for her to shake. )

Um, Spamton!

20.11.2025 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyoneโ€ฆโ€ฆ..????

20.11.2025 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone ????

20.11.2025 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

( heard โ€˜crack tasque managerโ€™ and got so flustered his hands started shaking ) Um. Um

. I think maybe, yes, letโ€™s just give up?

20.11.2025 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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We are the Adlings! Please feed us!

19.11.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You kind of are, hahaโ€ฆ um, I donโ€™t usually go showing them off for free!

19.11.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

( is she laughing at him? he tenses up. )

That might just slow things down moreโ€ฆ

19.11.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

UM.

( IMMEDIATELY sitting up straighter. heโ€™s barely breathing. glancing up at herโ€ฆ )

I, uh, I donโ€™t, know. Iโ€™m usually good at this sort of thingโ€ฆ

19.11.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Little ones, haha!
They canโ€™t really, uhโ€ฆ do much.

( he looks embarrassed, now. whyโ€™d he even bring this upโ€ฆ )

19.11.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™re kind of a pain, haha!

19.11.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// yeah iโ€™ll incorporate that into my belief system

19.11.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

( clicking ) ( nothing is happening ) ( distressed whine )

19.11.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is barely alive

19.11.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s not working. ( frantic clicking, starting to sound a little frustrated ) Wh[y] isnโ€™t it working

18.11.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Instantly? You got them instantly?

18.11.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

iit didnโ€™t work

18.11.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

( frantic clicking sound )

18.11.2025 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
18.11.2025 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆ Um, okay!

17.11.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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