o. THE FOOL (REVERSED)

Um- excuse me mister, but could ya please turn down the lights?
I don't really like all these cameras, man, and this shit just don't feel right...

They pat me down every time I come into the building so I can’t sneak my gun in

Yeah! Um, yeah!

( his handshake is meek and kind of limp. )

I’m— I work in advertising…? And I fix up cars and machines and stuff on the side!

Quick bathroom break to hit your head on the counter until you get dizzy

Yuuuuup

Nothing. Nothing!

Found an empty pack of smokes on the street

Report: 38% of Road Trips End With Burying Friend In Shallow Grave In Desert

Please…?

( he was fully ready to show her for money, so, honestly, she’s not that far off. but— ah, well. that ship has sailed.

he holds a hand out for her to shake. )

Um, Spamton!

Anyone……..????

Anyone ????

( heard ‘crack tasque manager’ and got so flustered his hands started shaking ) Um. Um

. I think maybe, yes, let’s just give up?

We are the Adlings! Please feed us!

You kind of are, haha… um, I don’t usually go showing them off for free!

( is she laughing at him? he tenses up. )

That might just slow things down more…

UM.

( IMMEDIATELY sitting up straighter. he’s barely breathing. glancing up at her… )

I, uh, I don’t, know. I’m usually good at this sort of thing…

Little ones, haha!
They can’t really, uh… do much.

( he looks embarrassed, now. why’d he even bring this up… )

They’re kind of a pain, haha!

// yeah i’ll incorporate that into my belief system

( clicking ) ( nothing is happening ) ( distressed whine )

At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is barely alive

It’s not working. ( frantic clicking, starting to sound a little frustrated ) Wh[y] isn’t it working

Instantly? You got them instantly?

iit didn’t work

( frantic clicking sound )

… Um, okay!