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Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.

Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

Blimey. Sky News reporting YouGov / Sky News / Times voting intention

*Greens leapfrog Labour into second place*

RefUK 23% (-1)
GRN 21% (+4)
LAB 16%(-2)
CON 16%(-2)
LDEM 14%(nc),

Pollster note: This is the highest we've had the Greens, the first time we've had them in second

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

'there is a demon that lives underneath Downing Street and possesses every Home Secretary' remains a pretty strong theory tbh

There's a lot of mean-spiritedness about people who have gone to live in Dubai. We need to help, and ensure they have secure accommodation in the UK for 91 days of the next tax year.

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

If their express reason for moving there was not to pay tax, then surely Britain should charge them for repatriation flights?

Honestly the collective national level of disdain for Brits living in Dubai on all my social media platforms today really is bringing the UK together as one in a way that's hard to achieve in the modern era.

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

Life, it never die,

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

“The nominees for the Lidl Prize for Bravery in the face of Adversity are:”

I don’t think we’ve stopped enough to laugh long enough about the fact that FIFA invented a peace prize

poster whose brother changes the oil in the orphan crushing machine: whoa there, don't be so quick to judge. he has bills to pay

“Rutherford Statement on Operation Epic Furry” “Furry” highlighted by me http://rutherford.house.gov/media/press-releases/rutherford-statement-operation-epic-furry

Google result showing the presser for Rutherford’s statement on “Operation Epic Furry” was posted 11 hours ago

What a time to be alive

sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

the Labour party trying to paint a picture of why you shouldn't vote Green and it's "everyone will take drugs all the time and also engage in fundamentalist Islam"

of course people voted for that, it's Dune. you've invented Dune!

Look, I don't know if this is true... I just want it to be

This is terrible from Starmer. Just absolute trash. And any normal voter looking at the new MP and then reading this description will think him mad.

More like Matt Badloss.

interesting that new Green MP Hannah Spencer talks almost entirely about public services, cost of living, NHS, the grind of making ends meet....

and hardly ever mentions ecological/environmental issues....

this is the pivot that scares Labour the most

🚨 Green Party wins Gorton & Denton byelection after tightly contested race, with Labour slipping to third in significant blow to Keir Starmer.

Green Party: 14,980
Reform UK: 10,578
Labour: 9,364

Break-up of two party system latest 👇

Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed.

Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.

Pro Trump, Pro Netanyahu fanatics Larry and David Ellison will most likely now control Paramount, CBS, CNN, HBO, Warner Bros, and TikTok

London’s Oxford Street is officially set to become pedestrianised, following final approval by Mayor Sadiq Kahn.

A ban on regular traffic between Great Portland Street and Orchard Street is set to be imposed by September.

(www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...)

Jung Kook 2/25 Live Review A big picture review of Kookoo's 2/25 live.

Hi All,
Sorry this took so long-I know many of you were waiting but tbh, I kept re-doing it...

I finally organized it in such a way that I think it will be optimally helpful to you all and still respectful to JK's wishes.

ty for your patience! 💜🫰🏻
#BTS #jungkook