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no lol

if this was a nsfw acc I thought something good to say hah

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a building . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a building .

you rooting for my chaotic time good

if you say so I will obey

🤣lmfao

good for you

like for boing especially

just nerd sending Heart emoji

This Christmas, it's okay if: You skip the decorations. You don't enjoy the fuss. Takeaway beats turkey for you. You're grieving a loved one. Your metal health isn't great. Expensive gifts aren't an option. You need space for yourself. You're feeling unwell. You just want to do things your way. You spend the day in pjs. You chose rest over traditions.

Don't forget!

an illustration of a mountainous green island surrounded by blue water, with a nice little lake in the middle

a pile of half-melted snow in a dirty parking lot - that is shaped exactly like the illustration of the mountainous green island surrounded by blue water, with a nice little lake in the middle

as the weather turns cold, remember: if you are designing a fictional island, try taking a few photos in the grocery store parking lot

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Today in cat scam news, my cat has worked out this scam where she pretends her normal food is completely inedible so that she can live off the treats she convinces me to give her. But then at night when she thinks I'm sleeping I can hear her crunch crunch crunching the normal food

so creative

careful about posting “verification” videos bc scammers steal them and use them to convince people they’re you #CreatorAdvice

can I pass my static current through that?

Big L for them

cute 🙂

I like RP

cute

you don't know what I'm gonna feed you😈

wonder how the final form looky

are you sure what you are stealing is pokemon card

is this what happens at the book club??

suggestion new label fetish friendly

I asked my fav creator why she doesn't have y platform, luckily I got reply she was not interested to have that platform

where is your scientist tag? is this applied Physics or Chemistry?

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hi

Can I pass my static current through that? 🥺