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Stephanie Cranford

@stephcranford.bsky.social

Writer, attorney, musician, #LongCovid. πŸŒˆπŸŽΆπŸ’βš–οΈπŸ–‹οΈ Very possible I'm yelling about hockey. Also @steph.cranford & @stuffysstuffies on IG. she/her Historical lesbian romance novella "A Gift of Honor" out from Dragonblade Press: https://a.co/d/9uiEDhz

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That's one generation further back for me--great-grandpa actually had a degree in animal husbandry

05.03.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all, 35's senator is the dipshit that got into national news for asking for a do-over on the recreational marijuana vote. Notice that 35A and B are both Ds. Let's get this jerk out.

04.03.2026 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So! Many! Posts!!!

04.03.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who exactly are the editors who would prefer an AI written article specifically because they think reporters can't write???? Name names!

04.03.2026 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HELL YEAH 220 FOR KK!!! New team all-time goal record! #StephYellsAboutHockey

04.03.2026 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you see it? CJ Zero has the clip. It's absurd!

04.03.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone in this house: Him?????? (Upon hearing Trenin's goal.) #StephYellsAboutHockey

04.03.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

He didn't do it!! Just look at him!

04.03.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JIMMY!!!!!!

03.03.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

We are, to a point, yeah, holding some books to a higher standard, but extremely inconsistently--for example, if your book is going to sell a million copies just because of your name, why would anyone edit it? But if you're new and marginalized, well, it better be technically perfect.

03.03.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I don't know how the NHL tolerated the money laundering for as long as it did.

03.03.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi. I'm mostly housebound! Showering requires a nap afterward. But you'd never know if you only casually interact with me online.

02.03.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(I don't even need the money, except I suppose to pass along.)

02.03.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am like 63Β’ away from getting a royalty payout (has to hit $20) and I swear every month it feels more like Zeno's paradox. I have been *so close* for so long!

(If you would like to help: a.co/d/0f7LtgX2 but mostly I was complaining, I promise!)

02.03.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing! I'm sure there are women somewhere big enough to do that, but most of them won't even think of figure skating as an option, sadly.

02.03.2026 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only defender in the clip would have had to make an open-ice hit, which she probably could have skated out of, based on *everything else in the clip*

02.03.2026 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

First of all, obviously that's real hockey (should go without saying), and second, would she have? Pressing X real hard to doubt.

02.03.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah the older couple, maybe Italian? I remember them being really close in height.

What I think it is, is that the mediocre tall men who go into figure skating and have their pick of the women don't want to lose that, and screw them.

02.03.2026 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Usually the claim is that speed is different between the sexes, something about power to weight ratio, but I'd be suspicious about that until proven otherwise. We know the fastest PWHL player (or was, seven years ago) is in the range with the fastest men, at least, but I can't find averages.

02.03.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hate that!!!

02.03.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On a related note, the number of people surprised that Hilary Knight and Megan Keller are taller than the (elder 2) Hughes brothers is decidedly not zero.

Knighter could definitely do some damage if she wanted to.

02.03.2026 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I've had long covid (for real, I was in a long covid clinic) for nearly six years and not a single covid shot has affected my symptoms in all that time. Please get the latest covid shot.

02.03.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, screw the Blues, and if anyone says that the Wild deserve it because of Guerin, I'm gonna punch in your face on behalf of Joel Eriksson Ek. #StephYellsAboutHockey

02.03.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for cursing us.

02.03.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, I get that Hartman is a pain in the ass, but it's not going to make him less of a pain in the ass if you refuse to call any penalties committed *on* him. #StephYellsAboutHockey

02.03.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't even be mad about the jailbreak goal because *jailbreak goal*!!! #StephYellsAboutHockey

01.03.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate it so much!! Stop getting off on being told we hate you!

01.03.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The problem with booing Britta Curl-Salemme is that she's of a religious background that firmly believes that if you're being persecuted, it's because God loves you. No, in this case it's because she's a hateful bigot. #StephYellsAboutHockey

01.03.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please help if you can, and help us get this boosted to lots of folks outside of Minnesota. So many people here are tapped out because we've been feeding neighbors and keeping people housed on our own, without the help of @governorwalz.mn.gov for *two months* and the needs are great❀️

01.03.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0