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EZRA THE SUPREME VAMPIRE!!

@moss-d0g.bsky.social

don't ask about my bones. or do. I dont care 19 | they/he dogdyke | minors dni | avid cannibal | dog will hunt!

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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

15.02.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 31242    πŸ” 3556    πŸ’¬ 350    πŸ“Œ 56

kermit the frog has done nothing wrong to deserve the patrick mahomes comparisons

14.02.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2255    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 11

hockey: this is the TOUGHEST sport built on pure hatred and its greatest rivalries include things like lemieux smashing draper's face in and clarke breaking kharlamov's ankle

also hockey: plz don't boo my national anthem it hurts my little feelings because it is my identity πŸ₯Ή

14.02.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2213    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 18

RFK Wicca Phase

14.02.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

13.02.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 17748    πŸ” 1398    πŸ’¬ 365    πŸ“Œ 66
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Have a timeline cleanse

14.02.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9398    πŸ” 913    πŸ’¬ 196    πŸ“Œ 22

Bro you used to be cool like when you were a fetus and had a weird tail and a baby yoshi head

12.02.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 363    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

smoking weed in the 80s doesnt seem like it was fun compared to 70s or 90s weed

13.02.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 3

Hey, corporations aren’t your friends, no matter how many movies they made that you loved as a kid!

13.02.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5653    πŸ” 558    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 21

I love my library so much. They just emailed to say

We're closing at 5pm due to bad weather

We're fine free so return your (potentially overdue) materials later

Don't forgot you can get books & music & movies from these links

What a time to be alive

12.02.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2023    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 10
The white underbelly of a red-belted conk fungi covered in water droplets that are reflective to the surrounding area (not pictured

The white underbelly of a red-belted conk fungi covered in water droplets that are reflective to the surrounding area (not pictured

This red-belted conk is captivating to look at with all those water droplets! #fungifriends

13.02.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 610    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

It’s just that… I really love weed

12.02.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2
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2/12 performance in DC / 2/14 recording session in DC / 2/15 "The Grateful Undead" tape release (incl. deluxe edition) / 2/22 performance in MD / 2/28 performance in MD / 3/6 performance in MD / VA tour w/ Opium Church 3/14-16 / 3/29, radio interview w/ The Crows Show / TDOV performance TBA

11.02.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tucked away behind the leaf πŸ„β€πŸŸ«πŸ„β€πŸŸ« #fungi #fungifriends #mushrooms

09.02.2025 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 605    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
A cluster of rusty-orange mushrooms, likely Gymnopilus luteofolius (Laughing Gym) or Gymnopilus penetrans, grows in layers along a moss-covered, decaying tree trunk.

A cluster of rusty-orange mushrooms, likely Gymnopilus luteofolius (Laughing Gym) or Gymnopilus penetrans, grows in layers along a moss-covered, decaying tree trunk.

Lots of good textures and colors here

#Photography #NaturePhotography #Nature #Outdoors #Texas #EastTexas #Mycology #FungiFriends #Mushroom

09.02.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1105    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
both card designs together, framed with a bunch of synthetic roses

both card designs together, framed with a bunch of synthetic roses

"i wanna hold ur paw" card featuring 2 gay cutie pups holding paws

"i wanna hold ur paw" card featuring 2 gay cutie pups holding paws

"waggin my tail 4 u" riso printed vday card featuring a sultry gay doggy on knees facing away from viewer looking back, wearing a harness, collar, and leash, butt very prominently featured

"waggin my tail 4 u" riso printed vday card featuring a sultry gay doggy on knees facing away from viewer looking back, wearing a harness, collar, and leash, butt very prominently featured

riso printed v-day cards are up on the web store!!
2 designs available: "i wanna hold ur paw" featuring 2 cutie pups, & "waggin' my tail 4 u" featuring a scruffy doggy hottie just for u
🌹🐾🌹🐾🌹🐾
grab em at: www.juleszuckerberg.com/shop/p/gay-p...

08.02.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A group of small yellow orange mushrooms are lined up growing  on a dark, wet tree root surrounded by rocks.

A group of small yellow orange mushrooms are lined up growing on a dark, wet tree root surrounded by rocks.

Mushrooms climbing the thick tree root and rocks. #fungi #fungifriends #mushrooms #photography

09.02.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2870    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2
Two nude men are sitting  on a couch in a room. In the centre of the room, on a carpet is a bucket of blood. One asks "hey man, why is there a bucket of blood in the centre of the room?" The other man says "I dunno. it came with the house." They pause for a second. The first man says "I thought that would be more of a conversation starter."

Two nude men are sitting on a couch in a room. In the centre of the room, on a carpet is a bucket of blood. One asks "hey man, why is there a bucket of blood in the centre of the room?" The other man says "I dunno. it came with the house." They pause for a second. The first man says "I thought that would be more of a conversation starter."

07.02.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4199    πŸ” 408    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 8
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happy #blackhistorymonth
Georgia Gilmore a fighter& revolutionary. She took it upon her self to fund the boycotting of city bus systems through cooking and selling food. Funding the strike to pay for gas, drivers, and repairs of vehicles that were used to get black folks to &from work #blackhistory

08.02.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
photo preview of first layer of a riso printed valentine card that says β€œwaggin’ my tail 4 u” with a gay anthro dog in a harness, butt out

photo preview of first layer of a riso printed valentine card that says β€œwaggin’ my tail 4 u” with a gay anthro dog in a harness, butt out

studio day… printing valentines of gay dog people πŸΊπŸ’˜

06.02.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 200    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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the original "pluck out your eyes" stickers are back in shop!!

06.02.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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#fungifriends #fungi #mushrooms

06.02.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DOING A COUPLES YCH FOR VALENTINES DAY !!!! 20 SLOTS OPEN VIA KOFIβ€” ORDER BEFORE THE 12TH AND ITLL BE DONE BEFORE VALENTINES ^_^
ko-fi.com/c/0970d8a2c9

RTS APPRECIATED 🫢🐢
#commsopen #artcomms #commissions #selfship

05.02.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Winter chanterelles / Yellowfoots

Winter chanterelles / Yellowfoots

I had to crawl on my hands and knees to get this shot of these immaculate winter chanterelles.

#fungifriends #fungi #mushrooms

05.02.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

they shaved my tummy bare and fixed me I feel like a dog

05.02.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

time to return to hospital (they cancelled my surgery yesterday)

05.02.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0