homer simpson is laying in a hospital bed with a remote control in his hand .
ALT: homer simpson is laying in a hospital bed with a remote control in his hand .
Got out of surgery 2 hours ago. Still required to stay in bed for another 2 hours before they try and get you gradually mobile for a couple of minutes
Everything went smoothly as far as I can tell. No serious pain or discomfort but Iβm probably still high af on pain meds
04.03.2026 20:38 β
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Lmao Iβm in the completely silent medical check-in waiting room.
Some guyβs phone, at FULL VOLUME: βIf youβre not getting hard, itβs not your age, hormones, or-β before he muted his phone
I would crawl into a hole and die if that was me
03.03.2026 18:19 β
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Having hernia surgery this week so attendance is mandatory for todayβs stream
twitch.tv/capybarbells
02.03.2026 23:07 β
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well, we had a good run
02.03.2026 20:39 β
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Another week of struggling through Baldurβs Gate 3 somewhere near the start of act 3
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01.03.2026 21:10 β
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Last workout for a month
Iβm inconsolable
Hopefully once my surgery is done, I can get back to light cardio but Iβm not planning to pick weights up again until April
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28.02.2026 12:05 β
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Moar FF7
And a lil treat to myself to keep me entertained during surgery recovery next week
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28.02.2026 00:06 β
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Not the resident office smoker telling me energy drinks are bad for me
27.02.2026 16:28 β
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POMBON
27.02.2026 14:35 β
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Browt > Pombon > Gecqua imo
27.02.2026 14:46 β
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The furry community needs representation though
27.02.2026 14:45 β
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Tumblr user mememaster posted "You've heard of alphabet soup. Now get ready for...times new ramen" and tumblr user squeeful replied to the delightful pun, "I sent this to my mom and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling."
Timeline cleanse: font aficionado edition.
26.02.2026 04:58 β
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Another night of 2v8 killer in Dead by Daylight
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26.02.2026 00:06 β
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Get well soon <3
25.02.2026 13:43 β
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Another edition of good pump, bad face
Been off creatine, preworkout, and all my vitamins for more than a week now and Iβve definitely noticed a decrease in my lifts
Probably no gym for ALL of March but can resume my supplements once my surgery is done at least
25.02.2026 13:11 β
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instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation
24.02.2026 10:00 β
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I am not a cozy gamer lol nor did I love Hollow Knight
the "new" Pokemon game and/or Hades 2 both sound like great ideas tho
24.02.2026 22:56 β
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Oooh good call
I admittedly haven't played a Pokemon game since the original Gameboy Red/Blue LOL (but I play Pokemon Go daily)
24.02.2026 22:22 β
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I never enjoyed reading tbh
I picked up a Kindle version of Game Changer and itβs taken me 4 months to read 10 chapters and this is something I actually *want* to read and have been enjoying π€£
And thank you! Should be minor at worst.
24.02.2026 21:43 β
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Mario Kart bundle is $700 CAD so I was leaning that way currently. I'll see if I can find the DK bundle and price compare.
24.02.2026 20:34 β
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oh man I forgot about Hades 2 entirely
24.02.2026 19:46 β
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Pretty open. I haven't owned a Nintendo system since the Gamecube, been mostly either Playstation or PC for the past 15-20 years
I know the standard Mario Kart type games but don't see myself playing much party games while under care. And I'm not a Smash Bros person either lol
24.02.2026 19:09 β
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I'm gonna be in hospital care for 3-4 days next week while I recover from surgery. I wasn't planning on doing anything other than playing on my phone but now I'm debating if I need to buy a gaming system or laptop or something more engaging...
Switch2 time maybe? IDEK what games are "in"
24.02.2026 18:57 β
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Hey.
Tell people when they do good job.
When you like the stuff they make.
When you like the characters theyβve created.
The stories theyβve told.
Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time.
Trust. They donβt.
Tell. Them.
24.02.2026 04:49 β
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stay safe bb <3
24.02.2026 02:39 β
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Sure is Monday
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23.02.2026 23:09 β
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RIP. I always make a point of going when i visit California
22.02.2026 22:36 β
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The face of someone who survived a toddlerβs birthday party with 12 other screaming, shrieking children and now has a headache but is still streaming
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22.02.2026 21:35 β
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