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I love Legal Eagle and PhilosophyTube #meme #reposted #queer

Drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "this too shall pass but like holy f"

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User chescaleigh posted: not even 24 hours and Mamdani has already taken down the Statue of Liberty & implemented Shakira law??? this is NUTS and below is a picture of the New York skyline with a giant green Shakira where the Statue of Liberty should be 🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽

This is the future liberals want #meme #reposted

[verboten] [][][][][][] : War [verboten] [][][][][][] : War never changes [verboten] [][][][][][] : But men change Forklift Certified Bastard : trasgernder

#meme #repost #queer

Guy in green backwards cap asks the beaded man at the gates of heaven, "Did I waste my life by Posting memes?" The bearded man replies "Thousands of people read your memes every day, you wasted thousands of lives by posting memes" And that made me feel aspirational. I'm gonna waste more lives :)

I'm gonna start reposting memes here. Expect to see a flurry of things ripped from discord and the curated tumblr subreddit 2-3 times a week or so. #meme #reposted

Tonight at 9PM ET: Back to Shooty Shooty Robot Invasion with extra special goofy voices from @hazelazazelzel.bsky.social and two Steam key giveaways thanks to the wonderful developer! But first: you've seen me navigate a cat and a delivery driver through trials unknown. Now it's an egg's turn.

hazelazazelzel - Twitch [18+ EN] Every donation to Harvesters helps fight Food Insecurity & gets a sticker & note put in my gratitude journal! (20/50 Achievements)

For the next few streams I'll be raising money for Harvesters: a local food bank that serves 27 counties surrounding the Kansas City area, my home. Y'all know the government ain't making sure people are fed! Playing Hades II per usual :P www.twitch.tv/hazelazazelzel

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Artist Statement: A gestalt of simple, digitally drawn black lines upon a pale grey background so as to evoke the image of a crow knawing on a bone with vigor and excitement, wings in the air with glee. In all caps, "FALSE!" is written below the bone, perhaps a femur, clutched in the crow's beak. In very small text in the upper left hand corner, the following can be read: ""Nobody is eating bones for fun!" -David" but for some reason the b's are all the musical flat symbol, and the font just generally looks... goofy?? It was the default font in FireAlpaca when I pasted in my friend David's quote from discord. I don't know why it's like that. But the font is called "Opus Chords Sans Condensed Std" 5 pt font with anti-aliasing turned on. Omg you read all that?? You go have a wonderful day!!!

#crow #idontknowifcrowseveneatbones #letaloneenjoyeatingbones #nobodyiseatingbonesforfun #false #bird #doodle

Only the head and arm of a stripey boi can be seen poking out from a pale blue comforter he's tucked in by, and his precious little head and stretched out paw are resting on a chunky woven dark green blanket. His expression is serene, ears perky but relaxed, the barest bit of his other paw can be seen resting beneath his chin.

He got SO COMFY under the covers 😭😭😭😻😻😻😻😻 #cat #kitty #diegoposting #tuckedinkitties #iwoulddieforhim #cute #sleepy

hazelazazelzel - Twitch [18+ EN] CAN TIME NOT BE STOPPED?! Let's find out what happens when we try!! Idk if this is true ending yet but maybe? (18/50 Achievements)

CAN TIME NOT BE STOPPED??? WE'RE GONNA STOP HIM!!! DEATH TO CHRONOS!!! Is this the true ending??? Let's find out!! www.twitch.tv/hazelazazelzel #Hades #HadesII #livestream

Womble is an AMAZING artist!! Hire him!!

The Fossil Finders gets you a front row seat to paleontologists‘ personal fieldwork adventures! This new program is a collaboration between SVP and paleo-Twitch-streaming rockstar @paleontologizing.bsky.social!

You can find Danny’s channel at Twitch.tv/paleontologizing.

#TheFossilFinders

SORRY THIS PHOTO SUCKS BUT SNOTTY NOSE REZ KIDS CAN FUCKING GET ITTTTTT

I MATCHED THE SIGN HEHEHEHE >:) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Shinyyyyyy

Rainbow bitch with faded rainbows captioned "THE PROF CONCERT WAS AMAZING"

Bonus pictures!!

Rainbow bitch captioned "BOUTTA SEE PROF"

Prof fucking gettin it

Prof in a sea of stars

Me and Pidge being rainbow together in front of Prof's rainbow sign

SAW PROF WITH PIDGE AFTER TWITCHCON WOOOOOOOO!!! The show was AMAZING!! The openers were great too, especially @snottynoserezkids.bsky.social fucking ROCKED!!

Bonus: accidentally left this in my backpack and it got taken by the TSA. I asked to take a picture because I bought it for the "tastiness" in quotes lol (and there's like a whole piece of fruit in there!!) BUT NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW THE TASTINESS!! Anyway the TSA agent hand modeled this beautifully! 😂

The stickers!!

Text reads "Gonna pass out hardcore on that plane" picture is of me with a black facemask and a sleeping mask with cartoon purple pink and yellow eyes, purple and pink hair, exhausted eyes and a peace sign ✌️ sitting at the airport

On my way to #TwitchCon San Diego!!! If you see me at the con feel free to introduce yourself and say hi! Ask first before hugs but I am a hugger!! Also I'll be giving out #stickers! #TwitchConSanDiego #TwitchCon2025

Amazing commission of my pngtuber and my pangolotlfly mascot by @jhin.bsky.social 😍

Some sort of bird dragon thing with blue moss on it? idk haha

This isn't how skeletons are supposed to work at all. Bone Bird

So much teeth. I don't know why I made the choices I did here.

Another handful of Egg Mode rounds!! #garticphone #art #creatures #incorrectbones A different artist drew the eggs and these are the creatures I drew hatching from those eggs.

#TwitchUnityGuilds #UnityGuilds RAID TRAIN FOR GUILDIES GOING TO TWITCH CON!!! My slot is this Thursday at 8pm Central Time!! I'll probably be doing #HadesII but might switch it up with some art, we'll see!!

Gonna frame this and put it on my fridge. Baby's first Vgen review! 👉👈

creature creator mode with a shell, webbed feet, platypus/beaver tail, and a long body

egg mode, ran out of time to color

egg mode

character creator mode

I don't have my ish together well enough to accomplish inktober this year, but here's some recent drawings I've done in #garticphone! #creatures #art

Also here's the egg I drew and the two creatures that were drawn hatching from it!!

Okay so apparently this was supposed to be the Monster logo on the egg, but I had no idea when I saw it. I decided to take the sort of boxy, drippy green with yellow and orange highlights and turn it into a really weird dragon. Didn't feel like drawing legs so it's a freaky horned snake, I guess!!

Tragically I ran out of time to color this one, but the egg features curly space tendrils on the bottom, purple and pink with white checkerboard in the middle, and a meadow full of hearts at the top. I drew a sort of cyan magical stag creature with a space tendril mane & hooves, checkered stripes, heart shaped nose, pupils, and eyebrows, along with hearts hanging from the antlers.

Today played a cool custom #garticphone game with @chefrossi.bsky.social called EGG MODE where in the first round everyone drew eggs, and then those eggs got passed around and in the 2rd and 3rd round we spent 15 minutes #drawing what would #hatch from that #egg. Here are the two #creatures I drew!!

Image ID: a close up of a hand holding two freshly picked clovers, the background is the blurred patch of clover these came from. The clover on the left has 5 leaves, and the clover on the right has 4 leaves. The text reads: "Found a 4 lead and a 5 leaf right next to each other today!!" End image ID

I LOVE HUNTING FOR CLOVERS #clover #lucky

Black and white photo of a white and tabby kitten crouching on a glass table, seen from below so that you can see all of its polydactyl toe beans pressed against the clear glass.

Superb mixed bean salad. 🫘 Photo from a book in my collection: The Book of Kittens, edited by Brant House, 1951.

Image reads: Team PP's STREAMER QUEST Name: Hazelazazelzel, Guild: The Pride Guild, Join me on Saturday September 6th 11:00 PM (UTC).

THIS IS TONIGHT!!! 6 pm Central time!!!! @aviastra.bsky.social and I teamed up on the wildcard team, TEAM AVIAZAZELZEL LETS GOOOOO!!!! With incredible planning from @deadpixel.tv and @pearlaran.bsky.social as well of course!!!

some more dynamic, if blurrier, poses!