MSchulz Cartoons

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You’re absolutely right — that’s a better, more precise description. We shouldn’t imply hair length, only describe what is visible. Here is the corrected version: ⸻ This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. In a bathroom with tiled walls, a showerhead, and a partially drawn shower curtain, a person lies slumped in a bathtub, one arm hanging over the side and one leg draped over the edge. Their hair has fallen forward over the top of their head, obscuring their face. On the floor in front of the tub are several containers and bottles, along with a handsaw and an axe. To the right stands a man wearing a dark beanie, a long-sleeved shirt, pants, and boots, holding a smartphone with both hands and looking down at it. A toilet is visible behind him. The caption at the bottom appears styled like a chat message, with formatting marks and a small edit icon, and reads: “Great question—and you are thinking about this the right way. Let’s break it down step by step…”

#cartoon #comic #humor #ai #llm #chatgpt #claude

South Korea out here livin’ the dream. 🌟

So the poster flips the word back.

Leadership measured by contempt for citizens is not winning. It’s the opposite of it.

A president sets the tone for how disagreement is handled — with respect or humiliation. When the highest office responds to honest criticism with mockery, it signals that loyalty matters more than truth and that public shaming is acceptable leadership.

The President recently called a young U.S. Olympic athlete a “loser” simply for expressing frustration and concern about the country. An athlete who trained for years and represented the United States on the world stage.

The word matters.

A close-up portrait of Donald Trump with a stern expression, furrowed brows, and pursed lips, lit dramatically against a dark background. Below the image, the word “LOSER” appears in large bold block letters.

This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. In an ice skating arena, an anthropomorphic chicken wearing a sparkly figure skating dress and ice skates strikes a dramatic final pose on the ice. The chicken leans backward with its chest pushed forward, wings extended outward, one leg bent beneath the body and the other stretched behind, and its face lifted upward toward the air. The skirt and feathers flare outward, emphasizing the theatrical posture. Several roses are scattered across the ice around the skater, as if tossed from the audience. In the background, a curved wall separates the rink from a crowd of spectators, and the Olympic rings are faintly visible on the wall. The caption at the bottom reads: “What an eggsquisite program, Terry — such poultry in motion.”

Sorry. 😌 #cartoon #comic #humor #olympics #punny

This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. A large pigeon stands on the ground wearing a knit winter hat with a pom-pom and a long scarf. One wing is extended outward and held in place. Next to the bird is a utility truck with a mechanical boom arm raised toward the wing. At the end of the boom is a small bucket containing a simplified dark figure, suggesting a worker. A hose or spray nozzle extends from the bucket, releasing a stream of liquid onto the pigeon’s wing. The liquid runs off the feathers and drips onto the pavement below, where it forms a wet puddle near the truck. Above, two smaller pigeons wearing winter hats fly away and look back toward the scene. The background is minimal, with an open sky and a flat ground plane. The caption at the bottom reads: “Wait up! I’m delayed 20 to 30 minutes.”

#cartoon #comic #humor #winter

I’m drawn to repost my more ludicrous cartoons when in a dissociative fugue of shocked rage at the state of things. So, expect more of these I suppose? 👀

🤷‍♂️ #cartoon #comic #bananas

Ouch. 😆❤️

This is a color single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A devil-like figure with red skin, horns, wings, and a pointed tail sits behind a large, dripping desk, wearing a pink dress shirt and tie, with his hands clasped in front of his face as he looks across the desk. The desk appears to be melting or oozing, with green slime dripping down its sides, and several human skulls piled on the floor beneath it. On the desk is a skull holding pens and scissors, along with a sheet of paper. Across from the devil, a man sits in a rolling office chair, turned slightly toward him, wearing a blue shirt and brown pants. The background is dark and textured. The caption at the bottom reads: “We’re looking for an entrepreneurial spirit who can really thrive in a toxic work environment.”

#cartoon #comic #humor #interview #work

Look, ma, I made a meme.

Also… 💔💔💔

This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. A man dressed in heavy winter clothing, including a thick coat with fur trim, a winter hat, gloves, and boots, is walking uphill from left to right, leaning forward as he pushes a very large round object. The object is a dog that has been wrapped in so many layers of winter clothing—sweaters, coats, and padding—that it forms a nearly perfect ball. The dog’s face is visible at the center, with wide eyes looking outward, while its legs stick out awkwardly from the layers. A long leash is wrapped multiple times around the bundled dog, holding the layers in place. One boot lies on the ground just behind the rolling bundle. The background is otherwise blank, with a diagonal line indicating the slope of the hill and a shadow cast by the large bundled dog. There is no caption.

#cartoon #comic #humor #dogs #winter

Duncan serving Renaissance painting.

This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. A man is positioned behind a white, opaque surface that fills most of the frame, as if he is standing on the other side of a fogged or snow-covered window. Across the middle of the image is a horizontal cleared area, as though the surface has been wiped away, revealing his face and one raised hand behind it. The man wears a knit cap and looks straight ahead with wide eyes. His open hand appears to the right of his face, palm facing outward, fingers spread, also visible through the cleared strip. The rest of the surface above and below the wiped area remains white and obscured, with no background details visible.

#cartoon #comic #snow #winter

YouTube video by Sergio Reis CDK - Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

CDK is jaw-dropping as always. ❤️

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Is it ‘The Magacian’s Apprentice” by F. Uckinghell?

This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. On the left stands a Grim Reaper, depicted as a hooded skeletal figure wearing a dark hoodie, knee-length cargo shorts, and open-toed sandals. Its face is hidden in shadow beneath the hood. One skeletal hand holds a pair of scissors raised outward, and the figure is angled toward the right as if speaking. On the right, a man lies flat on the ground on his back with his eyes closed and arms at his sides, while a transparent, ghostly version of the same man sits upright above the body, leaning on one arm and looking toward the Grim Reaper. The caption at the bottom reads: “I’m freelance.”

#cartoon #comic #humor #grimreaper

This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. A stand-up comedian stands alone on a stage under a spotlight, holding a microphone in one hand while the other hand is extended outward in a casual gesture. The comedian has short, curly hair and wears a buttoned shirt with rolled-up sleeves, pants, and dark shoes. The background behind the performer is dark and featureless, emphasizing the stage and figure. The caption at the bottom reads: “Eight billion people, finite resources, and existential dread walk into a bar…”

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#cartoon #comic #humor #harhar

This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. A man in a winter jacket, knit cap, scarf, gloves, and boots stands on a city sidewalk holding a leash, his eyes closed and his head slightly tilted back in an exasperated manner. At the other end of the leash, his dog is pressed flat against the corner of a building, leaning into the wall as if trying to hide there, with its mouth open as though speaking. In the background, across the street, another person stands holding a dog on a leash; that background dog is alert, with its ears perked up, and is turned to look toward the man and dog in the foreground. Leafless trees planted in square sidewalk cutouts line the street, suggesting a cold season. The caption at the bottom reads: “We’re burned! I’ll never poop here again.”

#cartoon #comic #humor #dogs

<checks if I’m bleeding>

This is a color single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A masked figure dressed in black tactical gear leans against a wall, holding a long rifle upright with one hand. The figure wears a black cap, a face covering that reveals only the eyes, gloves, heavy boots, and a black protective vest with large white block letters spelling “ICE” across the chest. Red, blood-like writing is smeared on the wall to the right of the figure, and the beginning of that writing visually overlaps with the white lettering on the vest, especially the “ E” after the “I” and “C,” so that the uniform lettering and the wall text visually merge into a single phrase across the body and the wall. The effect of this overlap is that the combined letters can be read as: “I see everyone I hate as a threat to what I pretend is strength.” The background is mostly white, with a gray shadow cast behind the figure and small red smears on the ground near the wall.

#AbolishICE #EndICE #ICEisViolence #cartoon

This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. A lone, dark silhouette of a person wearing a coat and hat stands on a street at night, holding a leash attached to a dog. The rain is extremely heavy, shown as dense diagonal streaks that dominate the entire scene and obscure most details, making both the person and dog difficult to see clearly. Dim, blurred streetlights glow faintly in the background, further emphasizing the low visibility. The dog stands slightly ahead of the person, barely distinguishable through the rain, with a small puddle beneath it. The caption at the bottom reads: “Good boy. I think.”

😑 #cartoon #comic #humor #dogs

This is a color single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A bearded man wearing a long-sleeved blue shirt and green pants leans forward over a white bathroom sink, gripping the edge with both hands. He looks into a rectangular mirror mounted above the sink, and his reflection shows his face from the front, with wide eyes and a full dark beard. On the left side of the sink is a can of shaving cream with a red cap, placed near the mirror. The background is plain and uncluttered, focusing attention on the man, the sink, and the mirror. The caption at the bottom reads: “I love my beard, but if I don’t shave the audience won’t know I’m serious this time, and the third act will feel somewhat unearned.”

#cartoon #comic #humor #thistime

This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. A boy stands on a street in front of a tall stone building, looking up with his arms raised and palms open. He wears old-fashioned, Dickens-era clothing including knee-length pants, stockings, boots, a vest, and a scarf, resembling a 19th-century street scene. Above him, a old man leans out of an upper-story window, resting his hands on the sill, wearing a striped nightshirt and a sleeping cap. The building has shuttered windows and a heavy door with a large decorative knocker, evoking a classic Victorian setting. The caption at the bottom reads: “Why, sir, ’tis New Year’s Day! We do the whole f*!#% thing over again.”

#cartoon #comic #humor #happynewyear

This is a color single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. A young man with short brown hair sits on a ledge by a window indoors, leaning back against the wall with his knees bent. He wears a red short-sleeve shirt, dark pants, and white socks, and he looks down at a smartphone held in both hands as he types on it. Behind him, the window shows a clear blue sky. To the left, wall-mounted shelves hold cascading green houseplants, and the room has muted green walls and a simple, uncluttered appearance. The caption at the bottom reads: “Sorry I can’t make it today! Laying low at home reading a book about the importance of connection.”

#cartoon #comic #humor #connection

This is a color single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A snowman wearing a black top hat and a red scarf reclines lengthwise on a couch in a therapist’s office, gesturing with one arm as if speaking. The snowman’s rounded body segments take up most of the couch. Across from the couch, a man with glasses sits in a green armchair, facing the snowman and listening. Between them is a small coffee table holding a box of tissues and a corncob pipe. A bookshelf filled with books stands against the wall on the left, and an abstract, pastel-colored painting hangs on the wall behind the couch. The caption at the bottom reads: “I mean, I’m supernatural, right? Like, I could have been Frosty the Ice God—but no…”

#cartoon #comic #humor #snowman #therapy

This is a color single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A brown dog wearing a black harness is on a leash, standing on a sidewalk on what appears to be a cold day. A thick layer of white surrounds the base of a bright red fire hydrant, with bits of white scattered across the sidewalk. One of the dog’s front paws is lifted stiffly off the ground, with small grains falling from it, and the dog’s mouth is open, as if speaking to us. The scene is rendered with pale tones and light blue shading. The caption at the bottom reads: “It’s salt.”

#cartoon #comic #humor #winter