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Audree Heartburn

@audreeheartburn.bsky.social

Not Audrey Hepburn yet.

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An owl peeks out from the ground, startled that someone is at the door.

An owl peeks out from the ground, startled that someone is at the door.

When the doorbell rings.

21.05.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 353    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
A kangaroo showing off his air guitar skills

A kangaroo showing off his air guitar skills

Oh, we're half way there
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer

23.05.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 302    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 7
Post image 03.06.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 317    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

I made a starter pack
go.bsky.app/3Xf79hC

03.06.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1310    πŸ” 564    πŸ’¬ 170    πŸ“Œ 20

Every day I try to live, laugh, love, but mostly I just scroll.

03.06.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

40 out of 50 dentists agree that fractions was a waste of time.

03.06.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lindsey Graham Slammed For Posting Casually Cruel Threat Aimed At Greta Thunberg What is wrong with him?

He is disgusting.

03.06.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9329    πŸ” 1966    πŸ’¬ 985    πŸ“Œ 180
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The ultimate water sausage compilation:

02.06.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10666    πŸ” 1461    πŸ’¬ 231    πŸ“Œ 163

I survived dial-up and disco. I’ll survive this, too.

07.05.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 329    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

These people make me laugh daily and all deserve a follow
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se

29.11.2024 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1179    πŸ” 420    πŸ’¬ 135    πŸ“Œ 14

My joints predict the weather better than any app.

05.05.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 472    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 4

sometimes posting a thought is just the only way to stop thinking it. it's the world's problem now

05.05.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1194    πŸ” 246    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 30

Perilous journeys of the utmost importance

02.05.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fine, thanks for asking

05.05.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Retired, but still extremely opinionated.

05.05.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm awake and I don't wanna be.

05.05.2025 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Fine, I will be the CEO of Tesla.

02.05.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 12420    πŸ” 599    πŸ’¬ 392    πŸ“Œ 45

Me: *eats a fruit and swallows its seeds*

The seeds: hehe perfect

Me: *poops in a toilet*

The seeds: no wtf

05.05.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2423    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 9

Love to see it !!!

04.05.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9538    πŸ” 1446    πŸ’¬ 198    πŸ“Œ 45

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