An owl peeks out from the ground, startled that someone is at the door.
When the doorbell rings.
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An owl peeks out from the ground, startled that someone is at the door.
When the doorbell rings.
21.05.2025 13:57 — 👍 352 🔁 50 💬 5 📌 2
A kangaroo showing off his air guitar skills
Oh, we're half way there
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
03.06.2025 16:29 —
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I made a starter pack
go.bsky.app/3Xf79hC
Every day I try to live, laugh, love, but mostly I just scroll.
03.06.2025 16:14 — 👍 46 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 040 out of 50 dentists agree that fractions was a waste of time.
03.06.2025 14:46 — 👍 65 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 0The ultimate water sausage compilation:
02.06.2025 19:15 — 👍 10608 🔁 1450 💬 232 📌 162I survived dial-up and disco. I’ll survive this, too.
07.05.2025 19:07 — 👍 329 🔁 38 💬 10 📌 3
These people make me laugh daily and all deserve a follow
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se
My joints predict the weather better than any app.
05.05.2025 15:35 — 👍 473 🔁 42 💬 31 📌 4sometimes posting a thought is just the only way to stop thinking it. it's the world's problem now
05.05.2025 03:22 — 👍 1188 🔁 242 💬 7 📌 30Perilous journeys of the utmost importance
02.05.2025 03:50 — 👍 30 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0Fine, thanks for asking
05.05.2025 13:30 — 👍 16 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0Retired, but still extremely opinionated.
05.05.2025 15:33 — 👍 106 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 1I'm awake and I don't wanna be.
05.05.2025 09:11 — 👍 119 🔁 15 💬 5 📌 0Fine, I will be the CEO of Tesla.
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Me: *eats a fruit and swallows its seeds*
The seeds: hehe perfect
Me: *poops in a toilet*
The seeds: no wtf
Love to see it !!!
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