Constantly whelmed

Tom Petty does nothing for me, never did. So it’s kinda fabulous watching Prince wipe the floor with him and the other ‘legends’ here. He was some man for one man 🤘🏻

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Oh shit waddup

FFS

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word, life. It means forever & that’s a mighty long time. But I’m here to tell you there’s something else - the afterworld. A world of never ending happiness. You can always see the sun, day or night.

And I cannot lie

You know that saying ‘You’re only as happy as your saddest child’?
Yeah well.

Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired

Vote YES in this poll to counterbalance all the idiots from Twitter voting NO.

it's me, they're talking about me

We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.

Five years since I originally posted this on the other place. Mad!

A black cat lies on his back on a rug. He has one paw over his face and his eyes can be seen looking at the camera from either side of it.

Just look at this idiot.
#cat #doofus

Three arrested as Hong Kong high-rise inferno leaves 36 dead and hundreds missing A massive blaze ripped through a housing complex in the Tai Po district, killing at least 36 people and leaving 279 unaccounted for in the city's deadliest fire in decades.

www.lemonde.fr/en/internati...

Screengrab from Le Monde: ‘Authorities said earlier that investigators would be looking into factors including whether material on the exterior walls of high-rise buildings met fire resistance standards, as the rapid spread of the fire was unusual. Officials said the fire started on the external scaffolding of one of the buildings, a 32-storey tower, and later spread to inside the building and then to nearby buildings, likely aided by windy conditions.’

It’s just bonkers. How on earth did it spread to *any* other tower, much less six of them?

#LFC Not sure if all the ‘Slot Out’, ‘Salah finished’, ‘Virg a liability’ merchants are clinically depressed / anxious, hoping to be proven wrong, or just looking for outrage & engagement 🤔
Anyway #YNWA

Yep, by March they’ll be purring and we’ll have an enjoyable summer looking forward to next season 👍🏼

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

I would love to but will be delivering training myself at that time. Hopefully I’ll get to catch it another time!

Oh god. I was trying to figure out how it could have spread to multiple towers and I wondered if it might have started with a car fire in a shared basement.

😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.

🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!

🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will

what a surprise, majority of fash "Ireland is full" posts on shitter are from outside Ireland

a drawing of a boat heating torwads an iceberg - lower temps still collide with ice but not as badly.

This, by @giacgrassi.bsky.social, remains one of the simplest and best climate visuals

I’m a novelist who’s just bought a video games company. Here’s why you should care about games writing | The Observer

just incredibly thrilled to announce that after months and months of uncertainty over the future of the game, and several I have bought Zombies, Run!, the game I co-created and have been making for the past 12 years:

zombiesrungame.com

observer.co.uk/the-critics/...

A movie that takes place where you’re from

Vintage Little Golden Book Cover with children dressed up as a cowboy, policeman, construction worker, circus performer and fireman. Title: When I Grow Up I'll spend every waking hour fighting monster wildfires thanks to Shell

In honor of Larry Summers, I asked the female members of my college class (1987) to say if they had any experiences with sexual harassment by teachers/professors, back when this was tolerated as, I dunno, the cost of attending college, and OH MY GOD.

I reckon the SA #10 deserved a yellow, but no issue with that decision re Ryan 🤷‍♂️ #IREvSA