Fortune cookie: Your next Chinese meal will bring you more cookies! Lucky Numbers 34, 1, 46, 45, 23, 19
Alright so what the fuck
04.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 670 🔁 29 💬 58 📌 6@floralashes.bsky.social
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Fortune cookie: Your next Chinese meal will bring you more cookies! Lucky Numbers 34, 1, 46, 45, 23, 19
Alright so what the fuck
04.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 670 🔁 29 💬 58 📌 6
(1) Readability is about possibility not actuality. ;)
(2) Isn’t ambiguity part and parcel of midrashic Hebrew? ;P
Sometimes we like things BECAUSE they’re worse.
Case in point: Manischewitz
All of them.
*you didn’t say reasonably readable nor that it had to be human eyeballs
jesse singal suggesting that someone else has a professional stake in this is wild since it's the only story he's written in a decade
04.03.2026 16:43 — 👍 1017 🔁 161 💬 8 📌 4Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river
The IDF just ordered the *entirety of south Lebanon* to be forcibly displaced.
They are emptying the land of its population, creating a massive crisis, and will now proceed to further annihilate large parts of Lebanon.
The very nation state of Lebanon is being destroyed.
Jesse singal literally wrote a whole article about an imaginary me and then asked people to be furious at his fantasy version of me.
04.03.2026 12:05 — 👍 1892 🔁 275 💬 45 📌 28not to get too Socrates Talking to His Boys vs Mother Showing You Wooden Blocks about it but these panic pieces do truly elide the one in one out thing we’ve kind of got going on for all the different kinds
04.03.2026 14:57 — 👍 440 🔁 31 💬 6 📌 1“Is your coffee safe,” ask the guy who’s giving us measles.
04.03.2026 15:53 — 👍 58 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0Can’t help but notice that even Mordecai didn’t propose preemptive strikes.
04.03.2026 15:40 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0בהצלחה!
04.03.2026 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The story has been picked up by mainstream press.
Great work by @transactualuk.bsky.social
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
the kind of thing that gets played at a war crimes trial
04.03.2026 13:47 — 👍 5081 🔁 1031 💬 195 📌 32I knew next to zero Hebrew a year ago, and look where I am now!
04.03.2026 14:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I’m working on it!
04.03.2026 14:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Well probably both 😆 But it was just that I didn’t click on which passage you were referring to from the transliterated version, as I’m hardly fluent in Mishnaic Hebrew
04.03.2026 14:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s definitely a huge upgrade over print! I just wish it was more BDB-y
04.03.2026 14:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Isn’t it mostly modern?
04.03.2026 14:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Best Talmudic dictionary available online? Jastrow is… meh.
04.03.2026 13:59 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1Aaah
04.03.2026 04:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it
04.03.2026 02:51 — 👍 15402 🔁 2468 💬 252 📌 126The very first one—be of the disciplines of Aharon? *chef’s kiss*
04.03.2026 03:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m, in fact, quite confident that the grand total of psalms about Jesus are 0.
04.03.2026 03:43 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I did not understand this 😅
04.03.2026 03:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pirkei Avot slaps so hard, ngl.
04.03.2026 03:20 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0The שינת truly do be חינמינג.
04.03.2026 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(I apologize for this deep cut of a joke.)
04.03.2026 02:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Man, I can’t believe Amalek destroyed the Second Temple.
04.03.2026 02:24 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0It’s half the fun!
04.03.2026 02:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0