Juno SUX!

Softest and cleanest puppy

Wolverine screaming while chained to a nuke in midair

lady clarisse laurent: i simply must find that emerald chalice

stibbons subplot:

Iachesis: "You must go, and so must we."

Almalexia or Sotha Sil: "What do you mean, Iachesis? You're leaving the island?"

Iachesis: "No, the island will be leaving the sea... Don't miss the last boat."

--Iachesis seeing Almalexia and Sotha Sil off of Artaeum.

Need to get back to art so i can draw nelshe just fuckin up a sandwich

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's a huge-ass bug that yodels like a 45-year-old man who was just kicked in the balls.

Alessia wouldve helped me write my essay i just know shes got some this to say about men

Image of Ithelia from behind with her crystal wings around her. Text says "ESO FACT #6: ITHELIA IS MORE POWERFUL THAN A 1991 FORD TAURUS"

Image of a daedric ruin from Stonefalls. There is a wall of "wwwwwwwww" in the background. Text says "ESO FACT #1: DON'T TRY TO WALK WHILE IN ZONE CHAT"

✨ IT'S TIME FOR ESO FACTS ✨

i bought 3 of these

I wish i had $800 to go fucking batshit at hmart

Nords love taking their tits out in the snow and thats the only reason the dunmer joined the ebonheart pact

I forgot i had uncropped dingy refs he is just standing there. I dont trust him.
#mabinogi

"I used to be a priest of the Tribunal Temple in Kragenmoor. After the collapse, I drifted for a while, until I joined the Chapel. The beggars and the wicked Thieves Guild still trouble me. I wish the Nine Divines offered charity and comfort to the poor like the Temple did."

--Avrus Adas

Im blaming u for all of it

High King Emeric of the Greater Daggerfall Covenant is cleaning his face and getting prepared for the day

Now he's a clown with a crown honk honk

I don't have the context of this anymore so you're just going to have to suffer it in it's full nonsensical glory

#ESOfam #ESO

How do I explain to offline people that my favorite Japanese mascot said "we can only be liberated from queer oppression if we are truly seen as human" and then started wielding fireworks like a rocket launcher on the side of a mountain without sounding like I've totally lost it?

Chiitan forever

Shoddy oblivion themed image of a landscape with a guard, an oblivion gate, giant opaque hot dog man, an amogus, jarl balgruuf duck, Razum Dar, a pickup truck, and a white bordered dremora image. Text says "AI CAN JEVER REPLICATE HOW FUCKIN NG STUPID I AM"

do not interact list but it's just mabi story skippers

-Ember & Vestige: Telvanni Peninsula: Campfire- (@ jhnhk's character) #ESOFam #ESO #ESO_JP #ElderScrollsOnline #TESOctober

Image of Khamira from the Elsweyr cinematic but she has a blep and is holding a gun. Text says "lose the negative self talk, five claw, this one is not asking"

Yall mind if a white boy speaks a little

A tall, bald male dunmer wearing Almalexia's bikini armor

Feelin a little sacrilegious. A little blasphemous even. #eso #elderscrolls

Wish theyd let me have autism i just have adhd and brain damage

Why are they white

My mom is allergic to all painkillers that arent tylenol thats why i wanna get every dunmer man pregnant

image of Terurise Girvayne's house in Seyda Neen. It is a simple house with a fieldstone foundation and cracked adobe walls. Text says "housing market be like that'll be half a million dollars"

Image of Almalexia wearing her war mask teleporting into the room where you discover Sotha Sil. Text says: Don't be fragile like a flower Be fragile like a bomb

💣

anyway i was told to post this

"Who wants to talk about hormadors? That's boring. It's so boring here, with no one to talk to. It's so dreary. If only they'd do something smart. Or funny. Or something to do with spiders. But, no. Just.... *Zzzzzz.* [Mistress Therana has apparently fallen asleep in mid-sentence.]"

--Therana