Neil Forcum

This weekend has been nothing but me stoned and stroking my dick. It’s been fucking awesome.

🙋‍♂️Yes please.

There’s still like 10 minutes left in the day soooo…

THICK THURSDAY!

Also very high here, but not as vocal as Tuesday. Had to do my best to be quiet, and I wish the load was more visible, but regardless, I love being stoned and lost in my dick. This felt phenomenal. Obviously.

Oh my god, a drag queen Illusionist is brilliant!

Holy fucking shit 🥵

Guess you found your new favorite day!

Yes please, I will take 2.

Fuck 🥵

“Are you trying to tell me you speak fag?”

Oh, fluently.

Can’t remember why I walked into a room buuuuut, “I’m sexy, I’m cute, I’m popular to boot,” pops into my head at the drop of a hat from a movie I haven’t seen in 20 years.

I am so aggressively here for this. 🥵

I haven’t seen you in awhile, and I hope you’re doing good!

Bloody hell 🥵

Tummy Tuesday!

Very fucking high here, like, stoned out of my fucking gourd. I love hitting that weed whacking sweet spot where every stroke feels like a mini orgasm and you get lost in your dick. There’s a lot of “oh fuck” in this and some interesting noises at the end so…Volume warning.

I will gag on it any time of day.

Respectfully, please crush me. Thaaaaaanks.

No! I need moans, I need drama, I need yelling, and aggressive hip thrusts.

Aaaaand…ACTION!

(But also yes, I realize we don’t all cum like a banshee)

Fuuuuck 🥵

You are so ridiculously hot. 🥵

Super hot, now go back inside before you freeze! 🥶 🥵

Minichrome Monday again!

I’m too cold to think of something witty, come snugglefuck some warmth into me. Bring coffee.

It’s negative bloody buggering degrees outside, what else am I gonna do on a Saturday except get stoned and stroke my dick?

The thickness and the curve make me fucking feral. 🥵

*scrambles under*

Imagine he’s verbal about it too 🫠🫨

Fucking Frozen Fat Cock Friday!

It’s beyond fucking freezing outside so you should absolutely come under the covers with me so we can snuggle together and stay warm in bed all day. I even made my light blue to set the icy mood.

Yes please 🥵🐽

Jesus fucking Christ 🥵

Jesus fuck. 🥵

Biggest fucking mood. No pun intended.

God. Buggering. Damn. 🥵