justin, the nick of time

Who asked for these gag reel ass video edits on the Traitors reunion?

It is a damn skill to steer straight men away from showing you a YouTube video in a social setting.

I’m so stubbornly old school I’m going to restart Pokemon Blue on GB amidst everyone replaying Leaf Green and Fire Red.

Haven’t had the chance to watch Traitors yet but I’m just so so grateful for my meta algorithm and stories for keeping me informed and up to date on who won! 🥰

Going to the grocery store hungry…. On purpose 😈

Screengrab of Tyson appearing on House of Villains.

Whenever Tyson is back on TV I always use this opportunity to remind the world that I once faced him in a dance battle at The Parlor in LA. Commissioned by Parvati.

There is no photographic evidence.

Dr. Ogilvie on The Pitt.

Ogilvie is MAGA. I just know it. #ThePitt

Photo of my living room, with the Pitt on TV, me holding a glass of wine.

Better late than never (tomorrow).

You know, I wouldn't be mad if Survivor 51 was another returner season with everyone we didn't get for #Survivor50. Anyone have Probst's email address?

for the next advantage twist they should give cirie a weapon #survivor50

Screenshot from Survivor 49 of an exhausted Jeff Probst.

Of all 49 goddamned seasons, I was not expecting this season to be a follow up to SOUTH PACIFIC.

#Survivor50

Screenshot of Survivor Australian Outback, of Amber saying, “Oh my God, it is so good!”

They brought back and remixed the classic voting music. We are so back. #Survivor50

We’ve been talking a lot about this couch Cirie got off of twenty years ago. Is there a photo of said couch? It’s literally just as famous as her at this point. #Survivor50

In the name of Rick Devens, Christian Hubicki, and Emily Flippen. Amen. #Survivor50

Ready to fight you for snubbing the obvious favorites.

Frame from Survivor Palau

Frame from Survivor Australian Outback

Frame from Survivor Millennials v Gen X

Frame from Survivor David v Goliath

In honor of #Survivor50, here are my Top 10 seasons.

10. San Juan Del Sur
9. Panama: Exile Island
8. Tocantins
7. Cagayan
6. Cambodia: Second Chance
5. Cook Islands
4. David vs. Goliath
3. Millennials vs. Gen X
2. The Australian Outback
1. Palau

face reveal. wrong answers only

Homer Simpson sleeping meme.

Going to bed tonight knowing I wasn’t rooting for Team USA in men’s hockey.

Who came up with “sausage fest” and why did they drop the ball on using alliteration? “Sausage soirée” sounds so much more fun.

No really, fuck those guys forreal.

“Matt Shaw… Boneheaded rookie mistake.”

And don’t let him forget it this season.

I just wanna give everyone on Team Canada a hug.

Tyra on Reality Check.

The main producer guy of ANTM being interviewed for Reality Check.

They did this really thinking they were talking about how extraordinary this show was.

Get me off this ride.

*inserts skull emoji*

*deletes*

*types "I'm dead"*

*deletes*

...

LOL!

Key art for Reality Check Inside America's Next Top Model.

I'm about to go on a ride.

The ride:

A coffee shop in the background, with the Jumanji board game on a table in the foreground.

Would hate to start this game of Jumanji at this coffee shop and destroy the place with monkeys, rhinos, and giant spiders.

RIP Titanic passengers

You would’ve loved The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

RIP to that man. *sigh*