Chris D’Amore

You can't spell "The future" without "AI"

-ChatGPT

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

First it's snowballs, then it's pajamas at the airport

It really is that simple!

This App Warns You if Someone Is Wearing Smart Glasses Nearby The creator of Nearby Glasses made the app after reading 404 Media's coverage of how people are using Meta's Ray-Bans smartglasses to film people without their knowledge or consent. “I consider it to ...

New: this app warns you if someone is wearing smart glasses nearby.

Meta plans to add facial recognition to its Ray-Ban smart glasses. A 404 Media reader made this app after we showed men filming people w/o their consent, and DHS officials were wearing the glasses www.404media.co/this-app-war...

Our queue to get LOUDER

A crazed fan rushed the stage during our set last night and wouldn't let go of my leg which was an incredibly cute thing of my kid to do.

Blank notecard with window frame lines drawn on it

The view out my window right now

Dudes out there obsessed with infinite growth when I still get to be on here with 1.5 million of my best friends

You, an individual, cannot "fix" the whole world. You can act at the scale of your life. You should act at the scale of your life.

Kind of suspicious Dunkin' Donuts doesn't even have a jingle.

8 movie covers, each of which are one of the lines of the 'Rock-a-bye baby' nursery rhyme

We did it, Joe!

We know this.

He doesn't deserve that cortado

Can you imagine walking up to someone in that hat, shaking their hand, and saying "Chad Prather, humorist" with a straight face?

A Kid Cuisine box, but instead it says Dad Cuisine featuring Pre-Nibbled Oat Bars, Crust Removed from Sandwich, Leftover Cereal Milk (Now with Random Floatie Bits!). The character on the box is riding a ferris wheel and saying "Dad will finish it!". Other parts of the box say "Don't let that go to waste!", "It's still good, I'll eat it.", and Room Temp - It's probably fine.

For all the dads out there.

It's because they were worried I'd make a worse version of this:

Scrolling TikTok

The anthropomorphism of LLMs is pet rock levels of pathetic (no offense to pet rocks - at least those are real)

Picture of a TV with a closeup of a chill guy riding a zamboni at the Milan Olympics

Freestyle Zamboni event is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Hiring manager: Can you explain these gaps in your resume?

My resume:

A plastic horse with a backwards red cap on with the caption that says "It's just one of those neighs"

Came here to post this

YouTube video by Technology Connections You are being misled about renewable energy technology.

A crucial @techconnectify.bsky.social watch. It shatters illusions taken for granted as conventional wisdom regarding renewables and the deep dark reasons why those untruths persist.

Full-on Palantir Fascisitis.

I'm calling him Kidz Bop from now on

Rocket Exploding Co. buys Smarter Child's Racist Cousin

You know, when I read it, I thought it was satire...

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.