New column: Best & Worst of Soaps 2025 Part 1 #BeyondTheGates #BoldandBeautiful #Days #GH #YR thepopbreak.com/2025/11/24/a...
24.11.2025 14:51 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@alansarapa.bsky.social
Monthly soap columnist for The Pop Break. Co-host of The Chat podcast.
New column: Best & Worst of Soaps 2025 Part 1 #BeyondTheGates #BoldandBeautiful #Days #GH #YR thepopbreak.com/2025/11/24/a...
24.11.2025 14:51 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0New column: Top 10 Things Soap Fans Have to Go Along With #BeyondTheGates #BoldandBeautiful #Days #GH #YR thepopbreak.com/2025/10/27/a...
27.10.2025 15:27 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Randomly thinking about when the last time Nikki Newman ate at McDonald's was. My first instinct was probably when Reagan was president when she was stripping, but then I remembered she's a drunk, so she probably had an Egg McMuffin and hashbrowns delivered to her last year. #YR
11.10.2025 20:40 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm listening to The Devil Wears Prada musical cast recording and I'm not liking it so far. Elton should have called up Tim Rice to do the lyrics because they worked so well together on Aida. Hopefully this will be like Mean Girls where I can say a few songs are legit good.
05.10.2025 00:55 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0New column: Has General Hospital Fixed Michael With The Hiring of Rory Gibson? #GH thepopbreak.com/2025/09/29/a...
29.09.2025 17:04 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 4New column: The Case (Once Again) Against Josh Griffith- The Top 10 Reasons Why #YR Needs a New Regime thepopbreak.com/2025/08/29/a...
29.08.2025 14:26 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Stunt casting doesn't really work if the HW and EP isn't good at his job. #YR
28.08.2025 19:30 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0New column: The Top 20 Biggest Missed Opportunities of the Past Decade #BeyondTheGates #BoldandBeautiful #Days #GH #YR thepopbreak.com/2025/07/29/a...
29.07.2025 16:23 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0We are on the "Sonny brings death and destruction" writing right now, but I know in a month tops we'll be back to people kissing that man's ass for being nice to a guy with AIDS in 1995. #GH
02.07.2025 21:43 โ ๐ 31 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0New column: Mid-Year Report Card #BeyondTheGates #BoldandBeautiful #Days #GH #YR thepopbreak.com/2025/06/30/a...
30.06.2025 17:09 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Topics in order:
*Tyler Perry sued for sexual harassment
*Rebecca Budig & Greg Rikaart hosting a soap podcast for CBS
*Billy Flynn is the new Cane on #YR
*Conner Floyd is the new Chad on #Days
*A bit of #BeyondTheGates chat open.spotify.com/episode/7DN9...
Yeah, I'm only on here like once or twice a week. It is just too boring for me.
18.06.2025 20:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sasha: "I want to be a single mother and make chicken pot pies for my baby daddy's family while living with them and have no influence from him or them. That makes so much sense even he though he's probably to inherit this house. I'm smart!" #GH
18.06.2025 20:02 โ ๐ 31 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1They really go around cosplaying like they are in The Crucible. "I saw Goody Carpenter getting her hair pulled by The Devil!"
12.06.2025 20:26 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I really hate how prudish Gen Z is. From wanting sex scenes to be abolished to think pieces about Sabrina Carpenter's tongue-in-cheek sexuality, y'all are annoying.
12.06.2025 20:24 โ ๐ 33 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Topics in order:
*Sex appeal mattering in relation to #GH 's Rory Gibson and #BeyondTheGates Keith D. Robinson
* BTG's Anita's secret and Hayley being a flop
* #YR sucking ass
*Luna going off the rails on #BoldandBeautiful
*John dies and Bo wakes up on #Days
open.spotify.com/episode/1BuN...
Kelly Thiebaud.
06.06.2025 21:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Soap actor leaving a soap: "So long, suckers! I'm going to be a star!" *anywhere from 6 months to 2 years later* "Can I have my job back? The rent is due." #GH
06.06.2025 18:36 โ ๐ 46 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Having Rory Gibson playing Michael makes Willow look less crazy for cheating on Chase with him. The judge doesn't know that Michael used to look like a software engineer who only dates Asian women and uses 3 in 1 shampoo, conditioner and body wash. #GH
03.06.2025 22:01 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0New column: Does General Hospital Still Need Sonny? #GH thepopbreak.com/2025/05/30/a...
30.05.2025 18:03 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 0Yeah, they just gave him nothing to do so he had nothing to play.
29.05.2025 20:17 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Rory Gibson is doing a great job as Michael and he also has a nice butt which is equally important. #GH
29.05.2025 19:42 โ ๐ 44 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Sasha is a dummy for this whole scheme, so I don't feel sorry for her if she gets exposed on the stand. "I can't have my baby around the mob or raised in the Quartermaine family, but I'll go along with Jason being the fake daddy. That's the ticket!" #GH
28.05.2025 20:53 โ ๐ 46 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 1She hasn't appeared in a while so hopefully.
27.05.2025 19:44 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cody and Gio are proof that characters can come back from a botched introduction. Though soaps can do too much damage to fix. They shit the bed so hard with Natalia that there would be no forgiveness from the audience. #GH
27.05.2025 19:27 โ ๐ 77 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0I really hope #GH uses this recast as an opportunity to really make Michael a leading man. The only time he really felt like a lead was 2015.
20.05.2025 19:35 โ ๐ 38 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1Those pizzas must be so damn cold. Just sitting out while Martin gives a speech about family and priorities. #BeyondTheGates
14.05.2025 19:31 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Topics in order:
* #BeyondTheGates renewed and all the messy drama
* #BoldandBeautiful is doing a location shoot
*Denise Alexander's passing
*Lot going on with #GH
* #Days chat
open.spotify.com/episode/2evz...
Victor is so old a sneeze could throw his back out and he's trying to be the mayor of his granddaughter's cooter. #YR
08.05.2025 20:39 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Thanks!
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