Bee <3

I like digging around until Amazon gives you the good stuff.

get equipped with woman summer

Unironically said "curses" today like a fucking Smurfs villain.

It wouldn't have been any better, but the bad guys are called the "goon squad" and Reddit users would've gone fucking postal.

Space Jam 2 would've had a much more significant cultural impact if it had come out just 1 year later.

This is usually true but like I really gotta stop being a dick sometimes.

Aw jeez I'm sorry.

I used to drink so much diet coke that I would shake and couldn't speak I was like one of those rats they give a lot of diet coke until they get cancer and when I stop I got really bad withdrawals.

I drink water now and fear the same may happen again.

Normal again sorry.

I'm sorry to everyone that I've hurt. I should've started with that instead of making this about me.

I don't see myself getting better even though I've said I would try, so I'm going to take a different approach to stop hurting people.

I am not going to be better. I am not going to say I'm going to try to be better, because that would be a lie. I can't be fixed, and I don't need help. This is just who I am and it's nobody's fault but mine, but I can't stop, or change, and I don't want to lie and say I will again.

Please don't worry about me. I don't plan to hurt myself. I know some people care about me and I don't want them to be upset, so I will keep living, but I don't want to burden anyone anymore. I won't stop being an asshole but I don't want to make your life worse anymore. Please don't worry about me.

My friends deserve better than that. I'm not going to say I'm going to try to change because I clearly am not. Please get better friends and forget me. It's what I deserve. I'm going to stop trying to make friends. They don't deserve an asshole like me, and I don't deserve to have friends.

Every time. Every single person I've ever known I've fucked up my relationship with because I'm just an asshole by default. I don't know any other way to be. I don't try hard enough to be any other way. I say I want to change but I don't do anything different. I'm really bad at being a friend.

No matter who it is I either drive them away being shitty or push them away being miserable and either way it just ends in resentment. I need to stop trying to get close to people. I am just incompatible with others.

Why am I like this?

Shooting myself in the goddamned foot

Apparently the least popular pokemon is now Silcoon, but Silcoon isn't as funny.

Every Pokemon is someone's favorite

Except Simisear.

Simisear is an asshole.

I'm always so shitty and annoying to my friends until I push them away and it happens every time I'm just not built to have friends.

Why am I so annoying?

Mousepad too !

This is how they squirm out of your arms so easy.

I went to an exhibition with something like that the other day

There is a ghost harmony in her torso

Whoa

Totally not from Mario 64 originally.

Omg thumb sized

Luigi's Mansion reference