John Moynes

Eventually the Hamburglar moved on to more lucrative crimes such as Hamdrugdealing and Hamblackmail.

The badge of the London Necropolis and National Mausoleum Company. Surrounded by an ouroboros, a skull and crossbones sits above an hourglass and the motto "Mortus quies vivis salus". I washed out of Latin shortly after discovering Caecilius was in the fucking horto, but think it's loosely "peace for the dead, safety for the living". The whole design looks like it was outsourced to a 13yo metal fan, tbh.

Bring back proper railway branding, cowards!

Every group of friends has one person who is a complete and utter Jim O'Callaghan. If that doesn't describe one of your friends it's probably you.

A Saudi official told Al Jazeera that the wallet inspector is not to be trusted.

The President has signed an Executive Order granting himself the power to cure scrofula by laying his hands on a child.

For example there is no explanation of how the "Family scrofula days" will be funded, or how renaming a month as Scroftember will help in any way.

RFK Jr's plan to bring back scrofula is ambitious but lacking in detail say experts.

It's what they're doing.

Fascinating to see the Gremlinologists staring at an old man's rashes like haruspices.

It is smooth, in fairness.

Auguste Escoffier wasn't his real name. It was merely a nyom de plume.

FACT: On the day in 1934 nicknames were invented by Nicholas 'Nickname' Nomenclature.

Shocked to see Sinn Féin and the British government disagreeing about the legitmacy of armed conflict.

I had a broadband provider knock once who don't serve the postcode and had no plans to!

*doorbell rings*
-Hi would you like to purchase electricity from this company?

I already do. If you're sending people door to door maybe give them a list of doors not to knock on so you don't waste the time of people who already give you money.

I never got to play the north of England as much as I'd have liked to. The few gigs I did up there were all fun.

Hull! You lucky bastard.

Used, rather. Not sure why the present tense feels more natural when discussing books.

Oliver Cromwell's son is offering to guide Ireland's transition to democracy.

That's you that is.

Midterm Break.

It's pretty tricky to kill a dolphin more than once.

Philip José Farmer uses this plot in Venus On The Halfshell.

I have received pictures of US special forces infiltrating Greenland.

It wouldn't have occurred to them.

A map of the Strait of Hormuz

IT'S NOT EVEN STRAIGHT

I can no longer find online a good picture of that lad reading Ulysses.

That is the only acceptable Warhammer.

Signing missiles is peak loser bullshit.

Thoughts and prayers.