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John Moynes

@johnmoynes.bsky.social

Poet, comedian, tall

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03.11.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you are a parent of a TikTok user under 16 we want to hear from you. Please DM.

03.11.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This auction is now live on eBay.

1500 credit Orlock gang.

9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs
(Scenery not included)

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454...

Starting at Β£50.
Oz will get the money, not me.

DM me if you have any questions.

#Nerdlings
#Necromunda

03.11.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

I guess they didn't see this coming! Eh? Am I right?

Oh, shit. It's not Astrology Ireland. Never mind.

03.11.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huzzah!

03.11.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you press play on Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon at the same time as the LP of Pope John Paul the 2's visit to Ireland you can't really hear either of them properly which is a win/win situation.

03.11.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
me in a red tee (white guy with mohawk, dreads and tattoos) cuddling Oz (black, breindle & white husky-staffie cross sitting on wooden table, leaning against me).

me in a red tee (white guy with mohawk, dreads and tattoos) cuddling Oz (black, breindle & white husky-staffie cross sitting on wooden table, leaning against me).

Hate doing this, because everyone is skint, but Oz is the only important thing in my life and I'm too broke to cover his additional surgery. If you'd like to help, please use OZVET20 at checkout on fenrisgames.com/shop for a nice discount or ko-fi.com/fenrisgames if you don't need toys.
Thankyou πŸ’”

03.11.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 425    πŸ” 425    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 27

My favourite Greek myth is Prometheus, Or The Classical Frankenstein.

03.11.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I disagree. What he did was wrong.

03.11.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's amazing that he says this about England Scotland and Ireland but leaves out Wales, the only country with actual Hobbit communities.

03.11.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It's weird that FF paid anyone for interview prep. They should have plenty of qualified volunteers for this sort of thing.

03.11.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the Georgi Markov Martyrs' Brigade.

03.11.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do skeletons create unrealistic body standards for zombies?

03.11.2025 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait a minute... Is he doing an Antifa Salute?

03.11.2025 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All that is required for this to triumph...

02.11.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Poor old Dicey Reilly she has taken to social media.

02.11.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a difficult assertion to respond to.

02.11.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want that level of skill.

02.11.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

90s Dublin was fun.

02.11.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We were called The Nixon Twins. We claimed to be identical twins, but not of each other.

02.11.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's complicated.

02.11.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We used to see a lot of them in Armagh back in the eighties.

02.11.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Myself and Chris O'Dowd were a boy band for a while. No records, just interviews and calendars.

02.11.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to start a band where it's old school punk but all the tracks are twelve minutes long and about wizards or robots and so forth. Just to annoy both sides.

02.11.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Applause

02.11.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Stupid lore Sunday

The galaxy is a perilous place. Alien races both sophisticated and brutal encroach on humanity from all sides. Unchecked psychic powers manifest among an unsuspecting populace. Heretical cults draw forth ruinous powers. Death is everywhere.

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02.11.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Remember remember
When making a rhyme to remind
People of a date to put the number
As a rhyming word at the end of a line
We know it's in November.

02.11.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@35mm.bsky.social

02.11.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People boast about wiping their arse but it's just papering over a hole.

02.11.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The government is to spend 48 million euros developing a new accent for Cork. Campaigners have described it as "too little too late, boy."

02.11.2025 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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