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the only thing scarier than the wolfman, the devil and the dracula is ellen degeneres’s behavior towards her former show’s staff. be a professional, c’mon!

had good fun singing about the devil in max rebo’s band for a song last night. not sure why the camera angle made me look so short, but the photographer will be dealt with! — G.D.

me rocking tunes with attitude

it’s all about the lyrics about draculas you *don’t* sing — G.D.

i can flex anywhere — there’s no waiting period when you’re at a gun show

sad news about jimmy kimmel. his show is one of my favorites to stand in front of the tv and flex my muscles to

don’t be afraid, baby — these carefully shaped muscles are fighting off werewolves and sprites

just showed some kids how it’s done in hopscotch — their parents thought they weren’t old enough for them to know how it’s done in witchcraft. but in this terrifying world, i say it’s never too early to learn what dangers await you. that’s why i called upon the devil to win that game

sexy evil woman, woah-oh!

i never “disrobe” — i flex out of my clothes

the only thing scarier than the wolfman’s howl are the people that don’t understand him.

dracula doesn’t scare me. you know what does scare me? society’s reaction to him. 🫵

she said “it’s me or the haunted ww2 medal.” well guess what? the haunted ww2 medal wins out every time. and you know what that means — i’m single. so ladies, get in line

MOTHER!!!!!

if i go crazy, then will you still call me dracula?

say you like trent reznor all you want, but come time for the flex off, you know who wins.

Danzig

new jersey is approaching the hour of the dracula, the half hour of the wolf! yeah-ah-ahhhhhhhh!

mother!!!!

i LOVE rockstar energy, i only drink it from my wolfman’s skull

i’m punching some zombies in the throat for not reading books. willful illiteracy has no place in this world, not even among the undead!

a man in france told me the devil don’t dance to my tunes, but what would he know? i told him, “buddy, you’re already in hell — paris is a toilet.” just kidding, i love my fans, even the evil ones!

i should write another song about seducing jackie o, but this time, i’ll be coupling with her ghost! boo!

woah-oh, oh-oh, sweet devil of mine!

my biggest career advice is this: when they expect you to danzig, you danzag

the devil doesn’t scare me. you know what scares me? other people. sartre, read it!

i’m going to the park to think about death! might feed ducks too

it’s getting spooky in my house tonight, woah-oaaaah!

draculaaaaalaaaaaalaaaaa, woah-oh-oah-oh-oaaaaaaaahhhhhh!