My dad taught me how to catch and relocate rattlesnakes safely when I was about 10 years old. (His technique involved a broom and a trash can.)
05.03.2026 02:53 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@rwmartin.bsky.social
Biophysical chemist, NMR spectroscopist, vision researcher, plant enthusiast, enzyme hunter. I stage tiny, elaborately choreographed musicals starring nuclear spins. Lab website: probemonkey.com
My dad taught me how to catch and relocate rattlesnakes safely when I was about 10 years old. (His technique involved a broom and a trash can.)
05.03.2026 02:53 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same.
05.03.2026 00:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That is beautiful work.
05.03.2026 00:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Millwright and union organizer on one side. On the other, Catholic priest, at least before he met my grandmother.
05.03.2026 00:04 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey, congrats!
04.03.2026 22:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also a valid option. But I really want my fancy paper.
04.03.2026 21:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"But what if they threatened you or threatened your family?"
"They can put my statue next to the one of Giordano Bruno, my husband would probably be a co-author on the paper, and my parents would understand."
I had a whole argument in a bar about whether I would/would not accept a bribe or succumb to intimidation to keep alien life secret. Of course, the answer is absolutely not and I am sure that 99.999% of scientists would say the same.
04.03.2026 19:17 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Red and white amaryllis bulbs in pots on a porch, each with an excessive number of flowers.
How about some plants?
04.03.2026 19:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
*bursts in, sweating, out of breath*
βDrop everything, fish doorbellβs backβ
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This is absolutely true.
04.03.2026 06:54 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0When someone says βScientists do not want you to knowβ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They canβt shut up about what they found out and want you to know.
03.03.2026 12:10 β π 8972 π 3897 π¬ 73 π 160You could use a 3D scanner, and print a model... butthole seals for EVERYONE!
03.03.2026 23:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Awww, Percy. I liked following his adventures from afar. I am sorry you lost your little guys.
03.03.2026 20:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A small morning glory seedling in a black plastic pot. It is starting to climb up a black plastic support.
There are still Horrors, but our plants are growing in our new greenhouse space and they have 3D-printed supports.
03.03.2026 05:08 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
I am behind on posting threads for our various papers that are coming out, and this is why.
They're good papers, though!
This is so real
01.03.2026 23:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs a good frog, nothing to be ashamed of.
01.03.2026 23:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is that a raspberry poison dart frog?
01.03.2026 23:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Co-worker after a long flight:
My neck, my back
Me: β¦ makes will save, does not finish the sentence
We may need to rehome our young male crested gecko (Sparks) here in the PNW this month (housing situation). Does anyone know of a good stable place for Sparks to land? Heβd come with terrarium/gear. @ethankocak.com
01.03.2026 17:21 β π 9 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0I love public transit and I bought this shirt immediately
01.03.2026 21:56 β π 31 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0π²
01.03.2026 17:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The concept of the Farcaster network abruptly being cut off and leaving people stranded on a different planent than their home, or trapped in the bathroom, which is on top of a mountain or under the sea, has lived in my head all these years. But otherwise, yeah.
01.03.2026 03:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hadnβt made that connection, but yes!
28.02.2026 06:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wow, look at these stones!
28.02.2026 06:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Tiffany! The people want Tiffany!
28.02.2026 03:50 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can see why. Her fashion game was very strong.
28.02.2026 03:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Superstar
28.02.2026 01:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is <exactly> why I never want to hear from James Carville ever again about the "faculty lounge." It feeds the far right authoritarian lies & the Herrenvolk democracy nonsense. No Democrat (or democrat) should use that language when discussing professors or universities ever again. Full stop.
27.02.2026 22:16 β π 1303 π 234 π¬ 37 π 11