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@bitchisthenewblack.bsky.social

Mom, feminist, veteran & bat shit crazy. Native American, survivor & autistic. Lover of metal & hater of dipshidiots. Crazy cat lady in Texas voting ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ’™โœŠ๐Ÿ’™ No crypto/spam accounts!

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Absurd doesn't even begin to describe the clusterfuck that is our government

14.02.2026 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a friendly reminder that Kristi Noem is a bird legged ho!

14.02.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*clutches pearls in shock*

14.02.2026 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But...but...but the DOW!

14.02.2026 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We know why, it's so she can go after anyone who's looking into things.

12.02.2026 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg I really do though ๐Ÿ–ค

12.02.2026 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She was probably thrilled because it meant she didn't have to do it.

12.02.2026 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How she kept a straight face is beyond me.

12.02.2026 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's a soulless twatzi. She's more concerned with power than actual human beings. She herself is probably in the files and I wouldn't be surprised if that came out.

12.02.2026 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Calling her a psychotic piece of shit would be an insult...to psychotic pieces of shit.

12.02.2026 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This tells you all you need to know about bondi. She's a fucking monster and deserves nothing but the worst. Those survivors are heroes and deserve justice for what they were put through.

11.02.2026 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know you're too much of a lady...but I'd love to see you whup the smirk off of bondi's face.

11.02.2026 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look at that snazzy couple! ๐Ÿ–ค

11.02.2026 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ancestors practiced hygiene, irrigation, had cities that flourished, were able to trade peacefully between tribes & more. Obviously we were savages. When I told my kids the last residential school is the US closed in the 70s they were horrified. So many children lost, murdered and still missing.

11.02.2026 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok but hear me out, $5 pay-per-view for it. We'd be out of debt with money to spare!!

11.02.2026 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rotting in prison is too good for them. Public executions and use medieval ways. I personally would love to see them drawn and quartered.

11.02.2026 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whenever my kids try to ask about our history at school they're told "oh we're not discussing that." Crazy how the only time we get brought up is when it's thanksgiving and it's stories about how everything was happy.

We weren't savages, we just weren't white christians.

11.02.2026 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm indigenous and our history never gets discussed in classrooms.

11.02.2026 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok but can he go to mars anyways?

11.02.2026 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We've been saying that for years. This state is so fucking gerrymandered it's insane.

11.02.2026 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well that's just insulting to taking a shit.

11.02.2026 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah that pretty much sums up motherhood...

11.02.2026 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not all heroes wear capes!

11.02.2026 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.02.2026 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stand by for another belligerent rant from the turnip in chief.

11.02.2026 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta love how they insist people need to pull themselves up the bootstraps yet mock and insult people who do it.

11.02.2026 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It warms my little ๐Ÿ–ค when I see that not all of my fellow Texans are right wing pieces of shit

11.02.2026 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every day that the moldy orange is alive and free is proof there is no God.

11.02.2026 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh yes please!!

10.02.2026 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It warms my little black heart to know that the puppy bowl had way more viewers than klanchella.

10.02.2026 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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