Photog Dan

To win a race, you might think you put it in D to go forward and R to go reverse, but what you need to do is keep turning left as fast as you can otherwise you'll get left in the dust.

McLeod Bethel Thompson Time

MBTT™️

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement

The print version of @theonion.com is worth every dime.

Classic dong arber

Extremely funny that INFOWARS has agreed not to publish anything without the explicit consent of the US government

these should all be mass-produced. every single one.

Chris Murphy: "This is a country that's falling apart because Trump is in the middle of an authoritarian takeover. We're not on the verge of an authoritarian takeover. We're in the middle of it ... I have no moral obligation to vote for a budget that literally funds the destruction of our democracy"

LP called Provocative Piano by Dick Hyman

I think I'd choose a stage name, or go by Rick
#goodwillfinds

The Drink That Americans Won't Give Up Without a Fight Coffee has almost no nutritional value and lots of substitutes. It's also, apparently, too important to lose. By Ellen Cushing. Includes an illustration of a coffee ring with a frowny face.

Ellen I will fight you personally

Reminds me of one of my favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes

"I love the FedEx guy, he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it"

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

Ralph Wiggum ass cabinet secretary

Pure joy

#DaYankeesLose

*guy who only knows words because of golf
Threesome, because it's just a little quicker

Wait a second, if the fairy godmother's magic stopped working at midnight, why did Cinderella's left-behind glass slipper still exist?

Gimme gimme Loïc Mesanve

Would be a lot cooler for 1/20th of that price so I could set it up in the garage with my seat from Mariucci

2 bleechers from Old Met Stadium for $200

Garage sale find this morning, tempting

That was a fun one

McTominay on Italian food "Oh my goodness, the tomatoes. Bellissimo. I never ate them at home, they are just red water. Here, they actually taste like tomatoes. Now I eat them as a snack. I eat all the vegetables, all of the fruits. It is all so fresh. It’s incredible."

Farmers market tomatoes on a blt this week got me feeling like Scott McTominay

He's just a child, a wee lad

vladimir putin, in profile against a blue background, smirking a little. he's shaking hands with donald trump, who's facing the camera, slouching, hunched a little, looking to his side with his mouth sort of screwed ruefully into one corner. he's the damp, fallen, swollen-faced expression of someone you'd assume was shitfaced

this is like if a far side cartoon grew up to be a real boy

Classic Maplewood cemetery shenanigans

I've been irl friends with Tim (@walkingminnesota.com ) for ~7 years, taken family portraits for each other, had him over for bonfires, communicated with him on Twitter insta slack and discord. Just this week we exchanged phone numbers.
Posting this because my wife is giving me shit lol

You don't know what it's like to be a Minnesota Twins fan, John.

Wonderwall Supporters

Wonderwall Supporters (big and little)

Fan waving scarf

Rapids GK Zack Steffen smiling at the Wonderwall after receiving taunts during the second half

Supporters vs GKs

Julien Gressel picks the ball out of the net while a Rapids player takes a nap

Make-A-Wish signing Tommy Schweinitz

Bongi tackling Sam Vines

Nicolás Romero makes a clean tackle and, for some unknown reason, gets a yellow card for it

Loons vs Rapids

I like making abstract art.

Pulled this shrub out of my yard, burned it in the fire pit, hung it from my garage ceiling, put a bunch of lights around it, and photographed it

Josh Homme cameo is good imho

Son Heung-min gliding near the endline with the ball

Puskas-winner Erik Lamela (seated), Christian Eriksen, Mauricio Pochettino, Son Heung-min, Ben Davies

Son Hyung-min

Excited at the rumors of Son coming to MLS

Photographed him back in 2018