den!

Every time I see anything referencing Spidey and His Amazing Friends I always think, "Wow, good for Spidey, always hyping his friends. We should all be more like that."

Does anyone else see headlines like these and immediately have the ticker tape sound from Railroad Tycoon pop into their head?

YouTube video by NickelFingered Sifl and Olly Panda Song

just suddenly remembered sifl and olly

"viral carrot salad" ? no

I like it when a beer or liquor wins an award and then the company displays one bottle wearing a little medal around its neck. Someone makes those little bottle medals. I like that.

a picture of an white cat that is very angy with grass and bushes in the background. The caption reads “Touching grass isn’t enough i need bad things to happen to evil men in power “

good morning friends 💚✨

Recently determined that most of my time is spent doing: work, sleep (so much), drink, scroll, video games BUT any time I do something that's not one of these things I feel better. Things I did this weekend that were not those: cleaned bathroom, a lil crafting, went to 2 gatherings despite anxiety.

Also I always wondered what was up with #TeenWolf having a gf named "Boof"?? He always says it so tenderly too like "aw come on Booof!"

Interesting thing no one ever points out about #TeenWolf is that a FOX played the titular role

oh hai. I am so ti ti tired today.

He's super adorable talking about his book on msnbc rn. Sounds like a book I want to read too. #GregGrandin

IM SO TIRED.

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

whatever happened to ferrets

whatever happened to paninis

Pleased to relay that @propublica.org now offers SecureDrop— in addition to our Signal tip line and postal mail—as a way to reach our reporters with information: www.propublica.org/tips/

We don’t have words for the gravity of this moment. They are working to destroy everything great about America.
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Vance lands in Greenland, a place that doesn't want him. Photo by Jim Watson of Vance in puffy coat gesturing to nobody.

Nothing I can write makes this funnier than it already is.

It's been a house music Friday.

Vance's people have been knocking on doors in Nuuk the last few days, trying to find local businesses that would host his wife for a visit. Every single one answered with a "Thanks, but no thanks".

A recent poll showed that 85% of the population were against leaving Denmark and joining the US.

See?! And this is why I still check for alligators in the toilet too.

referring to pete hegseth as whiskeyleaks is one of the funniest things i’ve seen in a while. good job, guys.

As Trump cuts funding, Ukrainians wonder who will answer for kids abducted in war When he learned that U.S. President Donald Trump had suspended funding for a Yale University research project into Russia's abduction of children from Ukraine, Volodymyr Sahaidak wondered if the perpetrators would ever be brought to justice.

Ukraine says that more than 19,500 children have been taken to Russia or Russian-occupied territory during the war without the consent of family or guardians, calling the abductions a war crime that meets the UN treaty definition of genocide reut.rs/3FGkBqF

YouTube video by Brookelynn Paige UB40 Red Red wine hour loop

sorry this is the only thing you're allowed to listen to today #RedRedWine #UB40

Everyone being grilled today were answering like their parents busted them for underage drinking.

The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.

yikes!

Do you really listen to his podcasts? I didn't even know he had podcasts.