fran

THEY GOT RID OF IT AGAIN???? i am a joke to them 🤡

october used to mean something now it’s 20°

bbc are so fucking biased I can’t w them

APPLE MUSIC HAVE BROUGHT BACK THE ALBUM COVER PLAYLIST COVERS EVERYONE REJOICE

walking directly into people who are coming down the stairs on the tube in the wrong direction is one of life’s simple pleasures

what’s the best knitting decrease and why is it ssk

“thank god im so normal” - me as i collect wasps for my wasp jar

can I just write in this autism assessment form ‘please stop asking me all these questions I am exhausted’

kinda crazy how I didnt realise when I listened to gooey by glass animals for the first time almost 11 years ago that they would still be changing my life in 11 years time

whenever I knit continental I understand why people complain about purling so much

job interviews will have u crying over the fact u don’t know what a pivot table is

kid starver has such a punchable face I just wanna test a theory

don’t think I will ever be over evita at the palladium and not in a good way

there’s a guy who sells the big issue outside Holborn and I always smile and say good morning to him and whenever he sees me the light leaves his eyes like I’ve pissed on his mother’s grave

does the deer that screams outside my bedroom window know he doesn't have to do me like that

my favourite thing about alexa is how if you set an alarm after midnight it sets it for fully the next day like yes thanks that’s fucking obviously what I wanted

the biggest thing I don’t understand about america is their thing with cooking egg yolks. an egg without a runny yolk is so worthless to me might as well bin the whole egg

do u have to take some kind of personality quiz to ensure you are both annoying and pretentious enough to host on radio 6?

life is just about periodically rediscovering your love for cottage cheese

every time mike’s mic does the olivia wilde nod a fairy gets their wings

eating dinner at 6:30 like an eight year old or an american bc fuck if the pub are gonna con me into buying food at the pub quiz

emily austin the woman that u r

society if people could FUCKING drive

idk how to be normal abt her (aftg) 😔

every week is another week wdym i have to go to the office tomorrow i was just there last week

will I ever be normal about aftg? trick question of course not

I’ve reached new lows of knee problems (the elliptical)

saying I have a bad knee implies the existence of a good knee when really it’s just a slightly less bad knee

I love how every time fitbit change their app they make it just a little bit worse ❤️

have literally only ever seen anyone say good things abt hadestown on the west end it makes me feel like im going insane