memes from outside fedi/atmosphere

An article about the Grilled Onion Cheddar Burger on the McDonald's Fandom Wiki: The Grilled Onion Cheddar Burger is a cheeseburger with caramelized onions and cheddar cheese on it. As of 2021, eating it will cause your lungs to rupture and your eyes to bleed.

Name dispute: [Lasse Gunnar] Diding tried to name his son, born 1991, "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116" (pronounced Albin) but was denied at both the Tax Authority and when the case was brought to court. He and his partner, Elisabeth Hallin, decided not to register any official name for their son as an act of protest against the naming law, and did not do so until they were sentenced by the County Administrative Court in Halland County to pay a fine of 5000 kronas after failing to register a name on the boy's firth birthday. However, the long name was not approved by the authorities. They later wanted to spell the name "A" but kept the pronunciation, which was also denied by the authorities. Finally, they settled on naming the boy Albin as pronounced. See also: Naming law in Sweden

Tweet from @elder_plinius: "an entity named "jabberwacky" keeps manifesting in separate instances of llama 405b base no jailbreaks, no system prompts, just a simple "hi" is enough to summon the jabberwacky..." Quote tweeted by @xsphi: "80s bug: it crashes if your name has more than 254 letters 90s bug: it crashes if it runs in the 2000s 2000s bug: it crashes if your name contains "ö" 2010s bug: it crashes when you press the "cloud sync" button 2020s bug: the jabberwacky entity is back. we don't know what it wants."

Tweet by @SmalltimeJones: suck it crabs, the future is anteater Followed by an article on a study about mammals evolving into ant eaters 12 times since the dinosaur age.

A tweet from VirtualGirl (@VRTLGRLL) reading "Finally" with a screenshot of a gender selector with male, female, and custom with a file uploader maxing out at 10 megabytes. Below is a Google screenshot about the file size of the original Doom game, saying it's about 2.39 megabytes.

r/KitchenConfidential: I don't get what's hard about cutting chives? It's not that hard. Just pay attention and focus. Took me less than an hour to get this result. All I had to do was start my computer, open Blender, create a new project, model a perfectly cut piece of chive, multiply it a couple of times, adjust various parameters so it looks more organic, simulate a pile of them and voilà: perfectly cut chives.

Tumblr post from @shinynx reading "Live streaming from work", showing a Discord voice UI with a screencap of ground beef on a grill. Below is a comment saying "i hope the customer knows some discord perverts got their yucky little eyes All over this burger".

Tweet from @lovesickdoe reading "he sit" with a photo of a statue of Cinnamoroll sitting on a chair. It was quote tweeted with "cachorro fodido mentiroso ganhou fama fingindo ser um coelho", which translated from Portuguese means "lying fucking dog gained fame by pretending to be a rabbit".

"Hollywood is fake" Photo of a crowd of actors with arrows pointed at them with the text "Paid actors".

Christmas carp - Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_carp

Tweet by @joeltistic: rare childhood christmas memory: not being able to take a bath because theres a carp in the bathtub Quote retweeted by @cxmeterydrivx: non-slavic people thinking this is a shitpost and not real lmao😭😭

@riverselkie i want to run away...but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard @samalsoblogs me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™ and hopelessly lost): where's totoro

*looking up at the night sky, longingly* Sigh.. I miss her so much.. The Spirit of JFK (FIRST CATHOLIC PRESIDENT GOD BLESS): I er uh am in the sky

Photo of a pregnancy test which shows a blue cross indicating the original poster is pregnant. Below are TikTok comments which reads: 0nly._.juju: CONGRATULATIONS OMG YOU ARE FINLAND 🇫🇮🇫🇮🥳🥳🥳🎉🎊🎊🎉 neekole98x2: This SENT ME cotw_content: sent you where? cloverwastaken0: Finland

Text on the top reading "Civil War In Germany 2044". Below is Bart Simpson in camouflage and war attire says "I was there dude... and it sucked!!!". To the right is a map of Germany split between Aldi Nord and Aldi Süd.

Reddit post on r/2mediterranean4u "Today is OXI day said by Metaxas to Fascist Italy. Just a reminder last time Italians tried to invade Greece, this Greek (Sam Panopoulos) invented pineapple on pizza"

A professor in front of a smart whiteboard, which has a photo of Freddy Fazbear with glasses drawn on it and a handwriting that reads "I love maths and I want to marry maths" besides it. Captioned "what is school even about".

George Lucas - having mastered the Satsui No Hado - unleashes his Shun Goku Satsu on an unprepared J.J. Abrams

A fake IKEA instruction manual for a pay table and chair called Paradöx, which has several intersecting parts and uses parts with optical illusions that can't exist in real life. (yeah idk how to describe this tbh)

Eventually, Musk realized that Pop-Tarts were best enjoyed toasted. So he opened a package and put two of them into the toaster, Thompson said, Only Musk made the rookie mistake of inserting the pastries horizontally, rather than vertically. When they popped back up, he had to stick his fingers into the toaster to grab his breakfast. This was a problem, and at about six in the morning Musk proceeded to scream, at full volume, "Fuck, it burns! Fuck, it burns!" Two older ladies at the front desk, nearby, watched in mortified silence.

Photo of a cigarette looking at a mirror to see itself as a weed blunt. Below the photo is a Tumblr post that said "nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :((((((("

A Reddit post on r/AO3, titled "i don't even know how to react to this information". Shown is a screenshot of the additional tag filter on Archive of Our Own. The filter simply has the letter F typed in, which yields the following autocomplete suggestions: Threesome - F/M/M Threesome - F/F/M Threesome - F/F/F Foursome - F/M/M/M Foursome - F/F/M/M Foursome - F/F/F/M Foursome - F/F/F/F Fivesome - F/M/M/M/M Threesome - F/M/Other Fivesome - F/F/F/F/M Fivesome - F/F/F/F/F Threesome - F/F/Other Fivesome - F/F/M/M/M Fivesome - F/F/F/M/M John F. Kennedy Assassination

Don't you say you love anime (Breaking Bad), if you haven't read the manga (Introduction to Organic Chemistry by William Brown and Thomas Poon)

This is a photo from the shed at work. These are nests that mud bees build. Usually they are brown because of the mud. This one is grey because the bees are using fucking concrete dust from the bags we have in there and it is basically an Indestructible concrete bee fortress.

A Facebook post which shows the back of a truck that has "THEY EAT BABIES IN DENVER!!" written on it. Below are several prompt suggestions from Meta AI, one of them being "Baby-eating restaurants in Denver".

Screenshot of a YouTube video essay titled "Why Taco Bell Got So Expensive", which shows a photo of Deng Xiaoping, leader of the Chinese Communist Party after Mao Zedong from 1978 to 1989, nicknamed "The Architect of Modern China".

Tweet from @mysti_mole oh you're genderfluid AND gender-nonconforming? at the same time? yeah no i'm calling bullshit Below is a screenshot from a Google search result for fluid mechanics, which means any substance, whether gas or liquid, that conforms to the shape of its container.

https://www.reddit.com/r/rfelectronics/comments/1o8i72t/impedance_of_doohickey_v4/

Reddit post on r/rfelectronics titled "Impedance of DOOHICKEY V4", which shows a PCB with several solder points that join together to form a cool S.

Photo of an oscilloscope hooked up to said PCB, showing waves that vaguely looked like a cross-coupled band-pass filter.

Three negative reviews for Hogwarts Legacy on Steam, which are: - J.K. Rowling is a capitalist - trans rights are human rights - There's British people in the game.