Got to go to my first ever "Murder Mystery" game last night. It was fun acting and I enjoyed adding 1920s ad libs in. Congrats to Taylor for being the only one to guess the murderer. Thanks for the invite, Thomas!
01.03.2026 14:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Got to go to my first ever "Murder Mystery" game last night. It was fun acting and I enjoyed adding 1920s ad libs in. Congrats to Taylor for being the only one to guess the murderer. Thanks for the invite, Thomas!
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Ready for Margaret Cho !!
06.02.2026 03:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I tried to use coffee to warm up but Toby prefers blankets and body-heat. 😺❄️
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24.01.2026 21:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Take Note: as many times as Republicans have allowed the Electric companies to jack up their rates over the past decade, this weekend will be an excellent chance to determine if we're gonna get our money's worth. I'm not optimistic. ☕
23.01.2026 21:08 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Broccoli Parade: (noun): when Gen-Z guys always workout at gyms in big packs of at least 4-7, hogging a piece of equipment for hours. 🥦 example: "The squat rack is finally free! The broccoli parade moved to the leg press."
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Didn't happen when I kissed you... 🤷♂️😆
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No surprise
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"Suggested match" on Hinge: "one hobby of mine is wearing women's panties"
Me:
This rainbow cupcake is not real. It's made of yarn. That doesn't stop Mr Glutton from trying to eat it at least 2-3 times a day. 🤦♂️🧁 Sometimes you can hear his teeth grinding in a room away. 🙄😸
31.12.2025 21:38 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
About to head out to another holiday party but first a pic in the new shirt 🎄
28.12.2025 21:42 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We got Toby too wear a bow tie for the Christmas party. But he was more interested in the shrimp cocktail on the table than posing for a picture! 😹
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Hah! 🤣 They probably be hoping that WAP stands for White Acquired Privilege. :-P
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NC has cut its State Environmental Agencies more than any other state in the country: ncnewsline.com/2025/12/10/n...
10.12.2025 23:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cold icy December night. ❄️🎄
09.12.2025 02:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ugh... Is the weekend ending so soon?
24.11.2025 03:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I am this mouse 🐭
19.11.2025 16:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Got to hang out with Charlie at Emory Starr's Drag Bingo at Libations, and won this awesome "Hustle" neon sign. 🥳
14.11.2025 02:34 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
POV: watching Antiques Roadshow and a game you had as a kid is now a "rare antique" worth thousands of bucks 🤯🤯
12.11.2025 02:15 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So glad I got one of these. 😸 He'll chase a ball in circles over and over for several minutes, then *PLOP*, collapses into napping mode. Easy entertaining.
10.11.2025 18:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tis the season
02.11.2025 15:53 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trick or Drink! 🎃
31.10.2025 23:36 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Turn the light off and put the phone down, it's time for bed!"
30.10.2025 03:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Field work rained out. ⛈️ Extra gym time. 🏋️♂️
28.10.2025 19:41 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When a guy asked me what I do for a living....
27.10.2025 00:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Another good answer: Stockholm Syndrome
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