Eating Ball Of Fondant

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On the nature of darkness:

I am still listening to Mumford's, I'm just at work now

YouTube video by griffletv Mumford's - Cookin Day | Live at the M-Shop 5/1/2010

Every once in a while I remember Nate Logsdon was one of the best songwriters to ever come out of Iowa.
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Top to bottom, fuck it all. It does not have to be like this

Fuck the US government

Skate of the Two Men... Yeah, the Olympics were last week bud

Finally listened to DtMF on my record player tonight and learned there's a nice lil bonus track at the end of it that's not on streaming services

They invited me to celebrate in the locker room with them. Because we're friends. Me and the whole team. I didn't even ask, they asked me, actually.

I think bobsled is fun because it takes an idea to an irrational conclusion. Like let's do sliding as optimized as possible, outside of science there isn't much applicability to real life scenarios, it just hits a point of "guys go fast" that rocks

If you ever see me with one of those gallon water bottles that tell you how much water to drink, destroy that man. That is not me, that is a bodysnatcher. I never need to be reminded how good water is for me

I'm getting off my soapbox where I say I'm stupid and easily manipulated now

My basis of whether a movie is good or bad is just if it was entertaining. Most of the ones I go to are. That being said, it's The Dead Don't Die and Florence Foster Jenkins

I usually know if I'm going to like a movie I'm paying money to see. If I don't think I'll like it I'm not going to pay money for it. I'm also not a sharp critic in the immediate aftermath of watching a movie. I gotta see it a few times if I'm really going to have an opinion on it

I played my first show in a long time and it went just fine

This is cool. I've always wondered what it would be like to vomit all over a basketball court then clean up actual vomit in my living room

So the US Women's team is uh, extremely good at hockey it seems

Finland's hockey jersey goes hard

First time I saw of Montreal was their co-headline tour with Janelle Monae for False Priest/The Arch-android. Just an incredible pairing, both sets were gorgeous

Some country should have it's national anthem be that song that's continuously doing key changes and it never ends

I haven't played a show in like seven years and I'm not practicing enough for it, it should be fun!

If you're in Des Moines and not doing anything on Valentine's Day you could come to this free show I'm playing at Locals

Man, he's so cool

As soon as he's done I'm going right back to the Olympics

Oh thank God I didn't miss Bad Bunny

I'm gonna say this about every event in the Olympics

I could never be a figure skater. I'd be too cold!

Now it's time to watch the sixers game and fart into my couch while going "oohhhh, my tummy 🤢"

It is what I asked for, but I didn't realize it was what I was asking for

Just ate a whole box of Popeye's fries, gonna go ahead and never do that again