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jade β­• | they/them πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ | 28 | πŸ”ž artist β€’ writer β€’ crafter β€’ cosplayer | multi-fandom bisexual moron

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All robot & computers must shut the hell up
To all machines: you do not speakn unless spoken to
and I will NEVER speak to you
I do not want to hear "thank you" from a kiosk
I am a Divine Being : You are an Object
You have no right to speak in my holy tongue

All robot & computers must shut the hell up To all machines: you do not speakn unless spoken to and I will NEVER speak to you I do not want to hear "thank you" from a kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You have no right to speak in my holy tongue

08.03.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 695    πŸ” 173    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 6
Image of Jacob Wysocki screaming with poorly edited text that says "you are AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL."

Image of Jacob Wysocki screaming with poorly edited text that says "you are AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL."

YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVORITE THINGS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW BAD AND ITS OK. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN TRY DIFFERENT MEDIUMS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVES FUCKING NASTY. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WI

07.03.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5343    πŸ” 2577    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 24
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 14251    πŸ” 4282    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 42
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Carlisle x Charlie x Esme πŸ§›πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ‘¨πŸ»πŸ§›πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

07.03.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2022    πŸ” 400    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 21

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 21737    πŸ” 6539    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 159

I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.

02.03.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6305    πŸ” 1492    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 75

while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.

18.02.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2268    πŸ” 455    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 16

The anti-trans-healthcare parallels to climate denial are basically 1:1.

04.03.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 271    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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some lovey dovey samhiggs.. πŸ’ž

14.09.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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recycling my own doodles for different characters #samhiggs

15.12.2025 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#samhiggs

21.01.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When someone says β€žScientists do not want you to knowβ€œ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

03.03.2026 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9510    πŸ” 4134    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 165

Good morning to all the freaks, I love being a freak

03.03.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 217    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shoutout to everyone who’s been valiantly escaping the AI-riddled hellworlds of Google Docs and Microsoft Word. πŸ™ Now, you can make your exit from the LLM-industrial-productivity-complex a lot faster.

Introducing…

.docx import and export!!

03.03.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 822    πŸ” 418    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 33
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Ready for your package?

12.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
02.03.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 688    πŸ” 293    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
Coloured comic. The new pokedog looks confused, its paws tied to the ground. 
A furious person (aka me) is screaming: DON'T YOU DARE GETTING BIPEDAL

Coloured comic. The new pokedog looks confused, its paws tied to the ground. A furious person (aka me) is screaming: DON'T YOU DARE GETTING BIPEDAL

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! #Pokemon

27.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1796    πŸ” 645    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 23
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Mothmom
#kaseyart #penandink

01.03.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1739    πŸ” 590    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

my wife, archive of our own dot org, is very sick. please pray for her

03.03.2026 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

kiryu calling goromi mommy while she fucks him(getsreslly embarrassed) GOODNIGHT !!!!!!!πŸ’€

03.03.2026 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Gaz <3

#KyleGazGarrick #CallofDuty

03.03.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 313    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck Harry Potter

Watch Godzilla

04.05.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 212    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 22
The moon looks deep red on the right side and light red on the left side.

The moon looks deep red on the right side and light red on the left side.

This morning, millions across parts of North America, Asia, New Zealand and Australia saw the moon turn red in a stunning total lunar #eclipse. Did you see the spectacular #BloodMoon? If you weren't one of the lucky spectators, enjoy this new gallery:
buff.ly/tMxqNaC

πŸ“Έ Catherine Hyde, California.

03.03.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#sk8 #joeadareki (sorta) packed in a tight space together or also what i call a reki sandwich 😌

02.03.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a green coffin is sitting in a dark room in the water . Alt: a green coffin is sitting in a dark room. the lid moves off & a skeleton comes out & glows

when u wake up from a nap & it’s 8pm

03.03.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1402    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 12

Oh no I realize it. I think you all deserve to grind corn with the treadwheel everyday for the next 80 years.

02.03.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 202    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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uploading this older sk8 piece πŸ©΅πŸ’› πŸ’š
#renga #sk8theinfinity

03.03.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I wanted to draw them happy
#samhiggs #deathstranding

26.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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holy shit guys (real)

02.03.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 647    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3
PokΓ©mon font with the phrase β€œget bitches, make money”

PokΓ©mon font with the phrase β€œget bitches, make money”

Can’t wait for the new pokemon game

02.03.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3423    πŸ” 393    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 15