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Doctorb. He/Him. Proud to be blocked by Peter Sagal.

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that's right

25.11.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dumber than a bag of fuckin hair

Forbidden--FORBIDDEN!--from doing any useful work!

everything about it makes me furious

25.11.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

god I played the drums so much in Rock Band that I gave myself blisters

25.11.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

these are the things that plague my thoughts in the dead of night when I can't sleep, the complete willful ignorance and illiteracy of the American public

uhhh

go blue

25.11.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

and, again, they won't be thinking of the fact that Sparta got its ass kicked by the Persians because the douchebro dumbasses who go for investment apps think no deeper than "hurr Sparta tough"

Sparta never won a damn thing on their own, and Sparta was fucking awful

25.11.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

due to no small part thanks to financial support from Persia!

They certainly won't be thinking of Sparta as a society built entirely from the ground up on the absolute worst forms of slavery seen in the world until the advent of European colonialism in the 16th century.

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the scene was clearly evoking 300, a battle that Sparta notably did not win at all. Sure, it could have been something else, but if you ask the average doofus about Sparta, the only thing they will think is 300.

They won't think of the Peloponnesian War, a war Sparta was the favorite in

25.11.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there was an investment app or some damn thing advertising during football this weekend and it was something like "buck the odds" or something and it was "David 10% to beat Goliath" and a couple other things and it ended with "Sparta 1% to win the war" and I've been thinking about this ever since

25.11.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

agree to disagree

24.11.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Thor saying "is he though?"

Thor saying "is he though?"

24.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh you mean the fourth best Stars War film, what of it

24.11.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make me

24.11.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Star Trek definitely has the lower ceiling, higher floor, and averages out as better.

But even the best of Trek (DS9, obviously) is nowhere near Andor.

24.11.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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maybe i am going insane

24.11.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 10702    πŸ” 2399    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 55

it is so wild to me, as a PC gamer nerd, that people outside my esoteric weirdo circle have heard of Nvidia

24.11.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All Hall of Fame ballots are invalid until Lou Whitaker is admitted, this is my hill and it is a very comfortable one upon which to die

24.11.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's hardly a fair comparison, honestly. Andor is the best TV series, full stop, of the past five or so years.

Rogue One can be (and still is) the best Stars War film and still not be close to Andor.

24.11.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where’s the Donald Glover Presents the Totally True & Not At All Exaggerated Adventures of Lando Calrissian limited tv series, that’s what I want to know

24.11.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

attaboy

24.11.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
24.11.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

innnnnnnnnnnn the innnnnstant pot
(guitar riff)
shooooooove my noooooooooose in stock

24.11.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aaron Rodgers brain is scientifically indistinguishable from postconcussion syndrome

24.11.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

America in the Trump Era:

24.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sparty pregame scoreboard Hitler in TMNT meme format

Sparty pregame scoreboard Hitler in TMNT meme format

you know I will post this at the slightest provocation, I'm ever so proud of it

24.11.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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they must have snuck that in as a rider attached to a bill stripping food from orphans or something

24.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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359 days ago, #2 Ohio State lost to Michigan for the fourth year in a row.

24.11.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
FEI ratings, showing Indiana at #1, and OSU at #2

FEI ratings, showing Indiana at #1, and OSU at #2

well well well, look who's #2 (they're poop)

24.11.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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