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When this ICE shit started, a mutual I’d never met asked how to help. I sent him to a friend’s kid’s preschool that was struggling to find patrollers. He’s been there almost daily, even in brutal cold, at a school where he didn’t know anyone, to keep folks safe. We finally met and got beers tonight.

It could be any of them and I wouldn’t be surprised

The Z comes way later than you’d expect. I will only be referring to him as Yaz for the remainder of his contract 😂

Ohh hahaha ok gotcha

Is there anyone you’re close with and can trust, and you can start by just telling them?

This is INSANE

Megan and Hilary getting the way louder applause >>>>>>>>>>

A tabby cat sits on a teal couch with an absolutely stunned look on her face

Lesbians eat what?!?!

omg a new baby in the Braves fam, congrats!! 🤗

Riley making two outs in one inning, cut him!!!!

Photo of Alysa Liu leaving the ice after her free skate, captioned “That’s what I’m fuckin’ talking about” with the f word bleeped out

Me when things go poorly during spring training: well this means nothing anyway and it’s just for practice

Me when things go well during spring training:

SPRING RONNIE SALAMI

Hopefully stuff has settled down for you and now you can enjoy the Braves.

But tbf, since I’ve stopped using Twitter I generally am surprised to find out these sorts of things as well lol (kind of nice in a way)

Matt is speed

Amy Poehler on SNL type shit

Yes! I’ve wanted him on the Braves for a while now so I was so happy we signed him. Even better if he ends up having a good year!

Hopefully it gets a lot of use 🙏

The baby monsters from Monsters Inc. Instead of “Mike Wazowski” it says “Mike Yastrzemski”

Yaz went yard?

Close-up of a white bunny with its nose near the camera.

mobile rendering of a post for a recipe for chocolate chip cookie dough cake where the author leads with "I want to start off this post with saying how saddening I was to learn of the bombing at the Boston Marathon."

This intro, man 🔥🔥🔥

#Survivor50

My mom has decided her first foray into Survivor will be season 50, an all returnee season 😂

Dad, 99, and son, 80, hold Wintzell's Oyster House to their promise of free oysters Jimmy Rush has a constant craving... for oysters.Always has, at least for most of his 99 years.

"We have literally been talking about this for decades," says Carl, proudly. "That's why some many people have come down to be a part of it. Some of my friends were glad it happened today, so they could quit hearing about it!"

In a normal, actual functioning democracy, he'd be forced to resign tonight. In our system, there will be absolutely no consequences.

Ohhh that sweet sweet Matty O swing

This stuff is the best. It’s a little sweet with some smokiness and not an overpowering heat at all. Plus it’s like 4 bucks compared to like $12 for some others that I don’t think are as good.

Mike Yastrzemski is going to be a great addition to the Braves baseball club.

This is so cool

🎵 You see, I’ve been through the desert on a

I was debating a snowy walk but after seeing your post I think I must take a snowy walk