water and a trash bag

the most perfect naples layover :) took the ferry to Ischia for the day 🇮🇹

maybe my fav (and def most expensive lol) flying week of my career so far- naples and paris back to back :):)

no one in this world is happier that i’m finally over it than my therapist

i didn’t think anything could be better than seeing a child on a leash at an airport but i’ve just seen a child with a mullet on a leash at the airport and that is the pinnacle of leash children wow

london is so spectacular this time of year 😍

i can never leave my kindle on an airplane bc whoever goes thru it will be soooooo embarrassed for me

“i’d rather be seen and alive than dying by your point of view” is SUCH a bar go off ari

i really need for the NFL and related social media personalities to learn the difference between resign and re-sign

recently read a book where the love interest says he’s a mets fan bc he grew up in the bronx… and someone pls correct me if i’m wrong but if he were from the bronx wouldn’t he be a yankees fan if we’re using proximity as reasoning? i’ve been mad ab this for days.

developed unrequited feelings for a man we are soooo back !

if nobody got me i know 3am wheat thins and cheese got me

just found out a certain show will be filming at my favorite dive bar 😭

Sometimes having 2 cats is like having 2 cats and sometimes having 2 cats is like having 12 cats and that’s all I care to say about cats today

at the lesbian bars the toilet seats are always down and i think thats beautiful

my friends have learned they can bribe me into going out with the promise of a celsius

the way i have absolutely fallen in love w south island NZ

hey so how do i stop myself from going insane lol

The meanest people I know disguised themselves as friends.

the best part of outdoorsy vacays w friends is not doing your hair or makeup once bc who cares like let’s just live and vibe and do things and exist

the colors of the south island water 🥹 also even after doing EBC a couple years ago i still do not care for suspension bridges like why are they bouncy and why am i nauseous lol

hiking up a mountain: wow i am the least athletic person to ever exist everyone who passed me must be so embarrassed for me and how hard im breathing

hiking down from a summit: wow i am amazing and so much better than everyone else i am invincible. i am inevitable. am i god?

Wanaka NZ is the first place i’ve been to abroad where i’ve said “i could live here” and truly truly meant it. i would live here in a heartbeat. the mountains, the water, the activities- just a perfect lil town

ok so new zealand has been an absolute *gem* so far omg

i’m not saying they’re wrong for it i’m simply saying i think it’s the fanciest word they can think of

when did every man’s favorite desert become tiramisu ?

istg i start packing for vacation and it’s as if ive never packed a roll aboard in my life. as if i don’t literally live out of one.

like wdym i once endured an argument over him paying for a $6 tacobell quesadilla for me? wdym in a full year he never brought me my coffee the way i like it even once?

the stark contrast in confidence when you go from a man who actually hates you to a man that is kind and wants to care for you is astounding

✨growth✨