Ray of Sunshine

discount halloween candy acquired!

Well…I haven’t cancelled my netflix yet. might as well keep it through the end of the year to see how this all ends.

Actually i love the idea of a random alien civilization simply called “The Grits.”

Arugula
Quinoa

….i gotta try this

Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate

Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate

If you cannot go 48 hours without willingly engaging with AI you are weak and will not survive the winter

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

this is the dumbest timeline

Dayseeker’s new album finally dropped and it’s got me all kinds of fucked up it’s so good.

Also I have a NEW (!!!) Super Fucking Sad Song™️ to play on repeat for months this is incredible.

Yellow ran so cyan could walk

Catherine Connolly won the Irish presidential election with darn near 70% of the vote!

Nation’s Nutritionists Confirm Mini Versions Of Food Nummier

Nation’s Nutritionists Confirm Mini Versions Of Food Nummier https://theonion.com/nation-s-nutritionists-confirm-mini-versions-of-food-nu-1819580287/

The pure looney tunes energy of the louvre heist is keeping me sane right now tbh

its like if mission impossible starred leslie nielson its just so wild and silly

Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla

Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/

Astonishing new footage shows the suspected Louvre jewel thieves making a bizarre getaway in broad daylight
www.huffpost.com/entry/new-fo...

Its wild how burnout can sneak up and just annihilate any motivation i had to do anything

Gonna lay in the floor and turn off the brain for a while, give it a break

far too many people without tattoos or any connection to the body modification world are out here posting haughty takes about tattoos and tattoo culture for my liking

I love Irish knot work and Celtic iconography, but my god it gets so heavily appropriated by specific groups that it is probably the worst thing he could’ve picked.
Again…do we not think & vet our designs and their implications before we get inked?????? STOP GETTING IMPULSIVE TATTOOS.

I hope every horrible thing imaginable happens to @microsoft.com at this point.

Fucking despicable greedy company with horrible products that are just fucking ass.

An updated version of Avenue Q where they stop The Internet Is For Porn halfway through to explain that it’s devolved way, way further than that

The onion just does not miss

As we near Halloween, Tal gets closer to his final form

(around an image of the No Kings logo) IT’S OFFICIAL Nearly 7 million people have attended today's peaceful protests, which makes No Kings Day the biggest single-day protest against tyranny in American history! With more than 2,700 lawful and peaceful protests across all 50 states, No Kings Day was 14 times larger than both of Trump's presidential inaugurations (combined).

After a week of ridiculous Republican smears and Trump claiming that “very few people are going to be there,” you just made history. #NoKings

The Night Epstein Died

bear. 100%.

nice

On a translucent yellow background, the "NO KINGS" logo appears behind a collage of 15 photos of diverse protestors and signs, blue icons of the states Pennsylvania, Ohio, Maine, Illinois, Florida, Kentucky, Indiana, Delaware, Arkansas, Texas, Georgia, Kansas, Missouri, Massachusetts, DC.

Across the country, millions of peaceful protestors took to the streets to make a simple declaration: No Thrones. No Crowns. NO KINGS.

The pro-democracy, pro-equality majority is growing. Keep the momentum by getting involved in your area: hrc.im/InYourArea