Laser Wulf

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 grifts once, but I fear the man who has practiced one grift 10,000 times

the only good thing about AI is nobody makes WebMD jokes anymore

OBVIOUSLY I could NEVER support an AEW wrestler who loses matches. That's why Big Boom AJ is the only wrestler I'll watch. I know we all agree.

honestly I want even more AEW titles. The referees should have a championship for skilled officiating. Excalibur and Nigel McGuiness should be feuding over a commentator belt. Belts are cool.

PINK MORTOS CLUB! I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCING AT THE PINK MORTOS CLUB!
#AEW

Máscara Dorada and Bandido should be required to wrestle on every single AEW card, sometimes twice. It should be law.

a man is talking on a cell phone with his eyes closed . Alt: Scene from the end of Halloween 3 where Tom Atkins is yelling into a phone with a gas station window behind him. He's really upset about a football game or something, I dunno. I actually think he should be the secondary character in the movie and the woman should be the main focus. The company town is super creepy though, it's really underrated in my opinion.

Listen, since I only get to say it one day a year and definitely not whenever it happens to pop in my head which is a lot:

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch is the best Halloween sequel.

#halloween #horror #horrorsky #filmsky

This broken KitchenAid mixer in the haunted house bums me out. Where did you come from, to meet such an ignominious end? What sights have you seen?

I like to imagine he got lost exploring the subway tunnels

Post from r/gangstalking: They keep joining my team on overwatch and throwing the game My gangstalkers are trying to get me to rage quit overwatch by joining my overwatch competative games picking genji or some useless hero like mery and then throwing the game. I dont have proof but some of these "teammates" are clearly feds trying to make me rage quit overwatch.

I'm mourning the brief, beautiful idea that the first women's blood & guts was going to be THE big spectacle of the day. It's a MIL-wearing-a-white-dress-to-the-wedding moment... fine in the grand scheme of things, but annoying. I simply will apply my clown makeup & hope they main event #aewdynamite

thrilled to report this was the greatest AEW segment i have ever seen in my life

I need to know the thought process behind this shopper's decision. "Oh, hey, now that I see they have baked veggie chips, I don't need these eight pounds of mayonnaise."

I cannot believe, on what promises to be an excellent #aewdynamite, this is the segment for which I am most excited. I hope we see Takeshita turn soon.

As a fan of pro wrestling I don’t think anything in the world is as fake as cable news

If Bozilla ever joins AEW fully, give her a hype Batista-like entrance and my life is yours. I'm talking about good nu-metal/rock song made by an actual band along with all the Pyro.

reveal samoa joe is still under non-compete from the fed

I would kill to hear MJF cut a promo about being in Omaha, Nebraska on New Year's Eve.
#AEWDynamite

Oh, awesome! I wasn't aware of this.

oh, awesome! This is super helpful, I appreciate it so much.

Thank you! I appreciate the help.

It was watching this show that made me want to get into Stardom! Love Starlight Kid.

Thank you! Gonna check it out tonight. Korakuen is such a cool venue.

Thank you! This was very helpful - I couldn't find a full guide, but there were some recent reddit summaries that were very solid.

So what's the easiest way to get current on #stardom? Where do I start? #wrestlesky

Agreed. Claudio strikes me as an executioner / lieutenant, not leader.

here's to whoever replaces Mox as leader having strong beliefs in the power of merchandise

I mean seriously, give me a shirt that's just a picture of him trying really hard not to laugh, and i'll probably buy two.

Bummed there isn't more Claudio Castagnoli merch on the AEW store - I want to rep my goofy swiss favorite wherever I can.

they should bring back cheekface