Laser Wulf

it'd still be horrifying on an existential level, but I'd at least want to know where it goes.

I hate AI as much as anyone, but make the "humanoid robot" portion of cyber-Inoki a pantomiming masked luchadore and I might be in. #wrestlesky

I am writing in "AEW audience" on my midterm ballot.

Survival Tobita wearing his famous t-shirt that reads: HE IS VERY DIE HARD! HE’S JUST JAPANESE ROCK ROCK ’N’ ROLLER! HIS REAL NAME IS MASARU TOBITA. KNOCK OUT ALL ENEMY! ATTACK ALL MONSTERS!

HE IS VERY DIE HARD!

HE’S JUST JAPANESE ROCK ROCK ’N’ ROLLER!

HIS REAL NAME IS MASARU TOBITA.

KNOCK OUT ALL ENEMY!

ATTACK ALL MONSTERS!

RODDY & MARINA, PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

#tjpwGP26 #AEW

America

today I learned the disney character Pete was a Nazi spy

This Dude, Where's My Car? reboot is wild.

This is the best idea I have ever heard. Book it Tony!

watching a 49 year old man play air guitar and sobbing like my own mother just died

that was the most poignant act of air guitar i have ever seen #njpw

AEW, where emotional maturity is bound to get a huge pop.

100%. I came away excited for the immediate future of every wrestler who participated.

The end of the c2 had me frantically googling when the Owen starts. AEW tournaments never miss.

johnny rico in starship troopers saying “kill em all!”

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

A wrestler called “Mr. Burning Hammer” where his finisher is a Burning Hammer and he only ever tries to do that one move and never hits it once in his entire career.

"The mailman loves this package" written on a package

My mail carrier wrote this on my AEW shop order. Little does he know, it is a present for him.

Dan Bongino really took down the Deep State like he promised. Man, what a legend.

antisemitism has two settings, "shut up jews you're overreacting" and "mass murder"

Jericho frantically dialing Tony Khan rn.

I hope Swerve fights the entire Opps Dojo at once in a 1 v 100 AEW homage to Kung Fu movies

Spotify wrapped image showing Pacing was my top artist, I listened for 407 minutes, and was a top. 4% global fan

@pacingmusic.bsky.social was my top artist of 2025 and I have never been less shocked in my life

don't take wrestling criticism from people you wouldn't take wrestling advice from

i think claudio should win as many belts as it takes for the IWC to realize his stern european face has been disguising how hard he’s been laughing his whole career #aew #wrestlesky

Kevin Knight should win every match in AEW's continental classic - even the matches in which he is not competing.

he should go 30-0. between matches he should just do moonsaults in an empty ring. Kevin Knight is everything.

amazing idea, i know he's a big MJF guy

my mailman is a huge AEW fan. Can anyone think of a gift for him that'd also be useful on his route?

"I just told you I love AEW, you don't need you to sell it to me."

a part of me wishes the seasons that trigger my depression were more random. Sad fall is kind of passé. Give me a bummer of a spring instead.

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 grifts once, but I fear the man who has practiced one grift 10,000 times