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The Ocelot

@theocelot.bsky.social

NAFO, Asia Pacific Regiment. No MAGA allowed. Also, thief of memes. None of the memes I post are mine, I'm an old woman who doesn't know anything about that. But I can bake! Glory to the forgers and meme makers, may they be revered forever. πŸ’™πŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’›

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BREAKING: Federal Judge Immergut in Portland rules Trump admin CANNOT deploy National Guard to Oregon. Grants state & city a PERMANENT injunction, barring troops indefinitely.

08.11.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4761    πŸ” 1103    πŸ’¬ 125    πŸ“Œ 82
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Oh. Constructive purpose. Post have to have a constructive purpose on this platform, do they?

And who decides what is and is not "constructive?"

Yeah, I don't think I'll be posting much here anymore.

06.11.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 321    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 14
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LOL

Fucking Bluesky. Didn't take long for it to become exactly like every other platform.

06.11.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

A democratic sweep was the perfect way to honor Dick Cheney's death. Well done, everyone. See you tomorrow.

05.11.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1801    πŸ” 275    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 13

Well, hell. Looks like I'm going to need to drink more coffee. Dick Cheney died and I'm going to need a full bladder for the funeral.

04.11.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1177    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 10

Yes.

08.11.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paramount Global, CBS, and 60 Minutes literally sold their credibility and their integrity for CEO bonuses and shareholder value. Trump rubbed their noses in their own shit last night and they sat there and took it, because the Press has been a collaborator with Trump from the beginning.

03.11.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 930    πŸ” 264    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 18

Where are all the MAGA cultists who ranted endlessly when egg prices went up under Biden? They’re quiet as a church mouse now β€” even though grocery prices are up, housing costs are up, household furnishing costs are up, and electricity prices are through the roof.

Maybe it was never about prices? πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

01.11.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2196    πŸ” 570    πŸ’¬ 122    πŸ“Œ 27

I'm not a Nobel winning economist, but it seems to me the world's largest retailer and the worlds largest delivery services laying off hundreds of thousands right before the busiest retail and delivery season of the year is perhaps not an optimistic indicator of Trump's promised "Golden Age"

01.11.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1495    πŸ” 454    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 17

In Trump's America, you're a hell of a lot more likely to be kidnapped off the street and beaten by masked goons cosplaying as ICE agents than you are to be assaulted by an immigrant.

10.10.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 976    πŸ” 245    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6

OK, so our "Secretary of War" currently has two big priorities: (1) murdering innocent fishermen in the Caribbean, and (2) endangering the lives of commuters in Southern California.

Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.

20.10.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 23305    πŸ” 6665    πŸ’¬ 630    πŸ“Œ 196
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Dear Serhii Marchenko,

Can I PLEASE be the mascot for the Ukrainian Ministry of Finance?

πŸ₯Ή

(Somebody please show this to him since it doesn’t look like he has an account here)

07.10.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 181    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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‼️Russia: β€œNikolai Arefyev, First Deputy Chairman of the State Duma Committee on Economic Policy, proposed introducing a 60% tax on the income of Russia's super-rich to boost the budget”

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www.moscowtimes.ru/2025/10/08/v...

08.10.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 6

Today, Senator Kaine and I will force the Senate to vote on the administration’s decision to blow up ships in the Caribbean.

If a president can unilaterally put people or groups on a list and kill them, there is no meaningful limit to his use of force.

08.10.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 15737    πŸ” 4637    πŸ’¬ 560    πŸ“Œ 186
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Canada vs. America

08.10.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 12136    πŸ” 3925    πŸ’¬ 167    πŸ“Œ 106
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#WarRavagedPortland

08.10.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 36462    πŸ” 11347    πŸ’¬ 1288    πŸ“Œ 1831

Trump just called us "the enemy within"

Those are LITERALLY the words Adolf Hitler used to describe Jews in Nazi Germany. Literally the same words.

30.09.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3097    πŸ” 1352    πŸ’¬ 124    πŸ“Œ 66

I made a comment about the US government attacking a Chicago apartment building like SPECWAR breaching a terrorist compound in Kandahar and the responses were "Uh, uh, you made a typo!"

The typo was more important than Trump sending in the Gestapo.

In case you were wondering how we ended up here.

02.10.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 822    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 1

"Libertarians are like house cats, convinced of their fierce independence while utterly dependent on systems they neither appreciate nor understand."

02.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 291    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spanish authorities have seized the Mallorca property of Nikolai Kolesov, head of the state corporation Russian Helicopters and a top Rostec executive. The property is valued at €18 million.

07.10.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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This is Adelita Grijalva.

She was elected to Congress two weeks ago, officially making her the final vote needed to force the release of the Epstein files.

She has still not been sworn in because Mike Johnson refuses to do so.

07.10.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 21896    πŸ” 8310    πŸ’¬ 1103    πŸ“Œ 539
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has anybody ever been more obviously full of shit than Pam Bondi is at the end of this 20 second clip?

07.10.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9265    πŸ” 2303    πŸ’¬ 639    πŸ“Œ 172
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RAJU: You swore in 2 GOP members during pro forma session. Why not swear in Grijalva? Does it have to do w/her signature on Epstein petition?

JOHNSON: It has nothing to do with that. We'll swear her in when everybody is back

R: Why not now?

J: Uh - we'll schedule it, I guess, as soon as she wants

07.10.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 15100    πŸ” 5203    πŸ’¬ 2063    πŸ“Œ 853

Disregarding decades of scientific study by the best minds on the plant and instead proclaiming vitamin supplements (that you also just happen to sell) as a "cure" for a complex spectrum of conditions is the LEAST surprising news from a government composed of social media gym bro wellness grifters.

23.09.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1270    πŸ” 279    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 6

Orthodox #ToonieTuesday UPDATE πŸ’™πŸ’›

24.09.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Orthodox #ToonieTuesday πŸ’™πŸ’›

24.09.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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"This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this" - Jimmy Kimmel

24.09.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8145    πŸ” 1927    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 75
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The shooter killed detainees

24.09.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1146    πŸ” 387    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 43
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President Zelenskyy:

Moldova is defending itself again from Russia's interference. We have been helping Moldova, and Russia's trying to do to Moldova what Iran once did to Lebanon. And the global response, again, not enough.

We have already lost Georgia in Europe.

24.09.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1177    πŸ” 355    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 11
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The Chinese container ship Heng Yang 9 has made several visits to the port of Sevastopol, which has been under Russian control since 2014.

According to the Financial Times, this is the first time a large foreign vessel has made a series of visits to the occupied Ukrainian port

24.09.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 7

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