Dallas McLaughlin

Remember that Thanksgiving is all about giving your 4-year old a mound of dough and cup of flour and lying to them about how much they’re helping make dinner.

Did ya hear about Trump and Bill Clinton?
#comedy #standup #comedian #billclinton #trump #obama

Never made much sense you’re right

Thanks, man!

The Seidlers are selling the #Padres and I have thoughts #SanDiego #SanDiegoPadres www.keptfaith.com/uncategorize...

The reason you don't hear much about the Proud Boys anymore is because they go by "ICE" now

And yet Dems wonder why Zohran won by a lot.

The guy who starts dancing at the end of the song.
#comedy #funnyvideos #dance #sabrinacarpernter

Your kids will hurt you. Just differently. #comedy #jokes #standup #parenting

There’s no one I dislike more than Miguel Rojas.

There’s no one I dislike more than Max Muncy.

Nothing better than a Game 7 and the Dodgers are all terrible humans.

I think selling merch at a funeral is generally wrong but it might be the only time anyone will actually buy my shit.

Where ya donating?

At least she’s wearing some black?

Nothing makes me happier than watching Blake Treinen Make Angeles Lose Again.

SEASON FINALE – TKF POD #265 On this season wrap up pod, the guys discuss a blog post Dallas wrote called Another Season, Another Scapegoat, which tackles the disappointing end of the season and the Shildt Retirement. They dis…

And a new pod(.) from everyone.
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Another Season, Another Scapegoat News broke this morning that, at least for the moment, the Padres have found this season’s scapegoat for their once again lackluster (read: shitty) playoff performance: Mike Shildt. Yes, the …

New blog(!) post from @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social?
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Dallas McLaughlin talks malls, comedy & the First Amendment Go see him do stand up tonight at the Grand Comedy Club in Escondido!

Dallas McLaughlin talks malls, comedy & the First Amendment

Yes Dansby Swanson was great. And also 98% of Padres’ hits went to Dansby Swanson.

the @mlb.com umpires were on the take in that Cubs series. Robbed the Padres blind.

Honestly I just want Tatis to try.
#Padres

It had been too long since I had podcasted with @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social

Ha! My team is bad.

If you’re in San Diego, go see Waitress at Moonlight Amphitheater in Vista! It’s v good. The show’s star was even the understudy in the original Broadway tour.

Plus my friend @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social makes out with someone.

10/10

Appreciate you. And this is the first time I’ve been on this site in months. Just for you.

Being a lifelong Padres fan has prepared me for this April.

I love that a ukulele is like “you want a cute little version of guitar to play some cute little fun songs that remind you of being on a cute little vacation or gives you hope of a cute little life you could build for yourself? Well, then come play my cute little strings!”

And now begins the time old tradition of planting a giant white hat in the ground and waiting for the new Pope to sprout.

Things the government doesn’t want u to know about Easter:
- Bunnies can lay eggs. THEY CAN.
- Easter was actually named after your grandmas best friend Esther who used to give u butterscotch candies from the bottom of her purse.
- Mix the letters around in “Easter” and what do you get? COVID 19.