Dallas McLaughlin

Epstein Was The Line And your loved ones are gone for good.

I wrote about losing your loved ones to the #MAGA cult: open.substack.com/pub/freedirt...

Andrew never testifies. Mark mine and everyone else’s words.

A classic street joke by one of the best!

Did I internet?

Old man tries to skateboard with kids. #comedy #standup #skateboarding

Yuuuuuup

Just remember no matter what happens they will say the all-racists half time show over on Charlie Kirk’s wife’s website had more viewers than the Super Bowl. No. Matter. What.

Having Brandi Carlisle sing that was just a chefs kiss troll job by the NFL. WELL DONE.

This Fri & Sat (JAN 30–31) 🎤
Mad House Comedy Club hosts a Double Headliner Weekend w/ Emmy winner Dallas McLaughlin, James Schrader & 5 more comics!
2 shows nightly • 8pm & 10pm
🎟️ madhousecomedyclub.com
#StandUpComedy #SanDiegoEvents

This Fri & Sat (JAN 30–31) 🎤
Mad House Comedy Club hosts a Double Headliner Weekend w/ Emmy winner Dallas McLaughlin, James Schrader & 5 more comics!
2 shows nightly • 8pm & 10pm
🎟️ madhousecomedyclub.com
#StandUpComedy #SanDiegoEvents

This FRIDAY & SATURDAY NIGHT! Come see me co-headline @madhousecomedyclub.bsky.social with my non-sexual friend James Schrader!

Yup, I Wrote About Nazis Murder, Religion, and the Decline of Civilization

After the murder of American Citizens by the government I spent a lot of time thinking about #nazis: open.substack.com/pub/freedirt...

Dancing with the Stars in three seasons!

Confused that someone who shot their dog in the face is bad at running a huge organization that shoots people in the face.

DONT TREAD ON ME!!! (Unless the host of ‘The Apprentice’ says you can then please murder my neighbors or whatever ya need!!!)

I wrote another take about how the #Dodgers are ruining #baseball www.keptfaith.com/uncategorize...

A joke about Alaska. #jokes #comedy

Wuhan is 20/20 The Worst Side Effect of COVID Was You

Wrote about hindsight in the time of COVID and how it makes me furious: open.substack.com/pub/freedirt...

Getting old sucks.

Spoiler alert: an investigation did not take place.

Every time I care a little bit about the NFL the same ol teams win and I go back to not caring again.

Just a little joke for your Friday. #jokes #comedy #standup

You Are Here An Attack on the King's Soldiers is An Attack on the King

I started a Substack and wrote about #Trump and #ICE. Feel free to subscribe.

open.substack.com/pub/freedirt...

I wrote about the absolute joy I find in watching Dean Spanos and the #Chargers fail #NFL #football #losangeles: www.keptfaith.com/nfl/chargers...

Brace for impact Wondering what the future holds in America a day after ICE murdered a woman in Minnesota.

My guy @johngennaro.com just ripped off a great piece: bandwagonbeach.com/p/brace-for-...

NEW POD!!! @johngennaro.com from Bandwagon Beach returns to the pod. www.keptfaith.com/uncategorize...

I get it.

Well that’s a daily effort, but very fair.

Do I like it? No. Do I hate him? You bet. Is it refreshing to have a President say it’s for oil and that’s it? Kinda.