If you make a drink to sip and float, donโt forget the extra straw!
โฆalso mice floats infest only the nicest pools heehee
@dariomouse.bsky.social
Cartoon mouseballoon. Keep away from sharp objects. Patch kit included. Masterdeflator. Not to be used as a life saving device. Rated PG-13 for toony innuendo. Totally innocent ๐๐ญ๐
If you make a drink to sip and float, donโt forget the extra straw!
โฆalso mice floats infest only the nicest pools heehee
There's a mouse in my pool! Massive thanks to @fairbank.bsky.social :D
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Thank youuuu!
10.11.2025 17:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hereโs wishing yโall a good squeek!
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10.11.2025 10:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hi! Look at my new butt valve Dario gave me!
09.11.2025 23:44 โ ๐ 51 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1Definitely a breakfast taco kinda day
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Cโฆ can I straddle-snuggle the white tummy?
09.11.2025 18:46 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I will offer the โfreedom of airโ for all pooltoys and balloons!
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A vote for me is a vote for a โlower pressureโ society! I may be hollow on the inside but my promises are not.
Dario 2026, the peopleโs mouseballoon.
Just has a mouse problem! Heehee ๐๐ญ๐
09.11.2025 14:51 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There are few things in life better than snuggling a softening, deflatey balloonfriend.
โฆbonus points when they give you a hand.
Art and Arf by @actionmartini.bsky.social
(Circa 2021)
Yeah, me too.. I was completely unprepared. The flight training montage and departure, that hit be hard ๐ญ๐ญ
08.11.2025 07:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Friday night and Iโm daydreaming about being bounced on by a cute red squirrel toon.. with a pear shape, fluffy wiggly tail, big tufty ears, a rodent toothy grin, and squeezing me with his powerful haunchesโฆ ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ญ๐
08.11.2025 01:28 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The squeaky yin and yang
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Challenge accepted ๐๐ญ๐
07.11.2025 16:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0You know you like it.. heehee
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Missed hump day so have a happy rump day insteโฆ
07.11.2025 00:05 โ ๐ 58 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0*wigglewobble*
06.11.2025 11:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Toys on toys is a good aesthetic.
05.11.2025 02:29 โ ๐ 85 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1NY, Salute! ๐ฅ
05.11.2025 05:02 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Hereโs wishing yโall a good squeek!
03.11.2025 15:58 โ ๐ 24 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Heeheehee ๐ณ๐ญ๐
02.11.2025 22:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hey! In my defense it took him some time too..
02.11.2025 22:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ooops, accidentally selected โreverseโ
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Youโd love this song then ๐๐ญ๐ค
youtu.be/jZE5mhV9Cu0?...
*blush* little mouse balloon rump bruise
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Being a giant latex parade balloonie means you generate lots of static electricity, which makes us very itchy..
..and sometimes you have improvise for those difficult to reach places
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Happy parade balloon season! (Paradeballoonvember?) #SqueakySaturday
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Wanna BITE?
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